Bullsh*t and Buns in Ovens

From what I’ve heard, the insane old, makeup spackled, pathologically insecure, vengeance seeking maniac in the White House (thanks Elon, protest and non-voters, MAGAts and other morons), gave a real WTF horror show, rambling speech yesterday. It was filled with his usual brand of bragging nonsense ('I could have been a professional baseball player,’ 'I was going to call it the Gulf of Trump') and easily fact-checked lies but ramped up to 11 or 13 or so….from what I’ve read anyway. I just read the highlights (lowlights) afterwards. My blood pressure can’t deal with being a real time spectator. I need a bit of distance. I’m sure you understand.

I’m reminded of the Carrie Fisher line in Postcards from the Edge when she wakes in rehab after an overdose. The doc is about to pump her stomach – she asks "Oh, do I have to be there?” Yeah, that’s how I feel about America right now. Do I have to be here?

Will Vance and the GOP (Guardians Of Pedophiles) snap out of it and 25th Amendment (section four, thenkyewveddymuch) his ass already? You know, before Pedo kicks off World War III? I mean, I get that eyeliner boy is wildly unpopular but c’mon now.

I understand the batshit rightwing isn’t known for appreciating how bad things can get. They’re all wealthy and pretty damn insulated from the consequences of their egregious choices. So, maybe they figure if they hold off on 25th Amendmenting the insane orange ass until September 20th, they’ll be golden.

Jack Ohma

Why September 20th? If JD takes over for Prez Pedo before that date, he will have served one full term as president and will only be eligible to run for president one more time (22nd Amendment limits). If the GOP waits until after September 20th, Vance can run for two more terms. Taking over from Orange Pedo after September 20th makes this current term NOT count as a full one. 

Republicans are risking plunging us into World War III, devastating the U.S. economy, decimating our reputation around the world for generations to come and for what?! JD Vance? A man so completely devoid of charisma and common sense, he makes Keith Moon, John Bonham, and Iggy Pop, at their wildest, most erratic, drugged out peak, look like polite, reserved, deeply contemplative, 12 dimensional chess playing boy scouts.

By the by, Moon, Bonham, and Pop would be FAR better bets for U.S. prez than JD, the soulless, power and money motivated lie machine. 

I’ve really gotta wonder (irresponsible not to speculate and all), is Usha and her always fabulating, sack of shit, couch molesting, VP husband’s baby news a way to soften and perhaps repair Vance’s absolute shitshow public image and horrendously low approval ratings? He’s not a MAGAt crowd-pleaser, despite all the ugly red meat he throws them. How is having another mixed race child (which those fecal brained nitwits assuredly think is a crime) going to make him more likeable to them? Is he hoping to pick up the hearts, minds, and votes of Independents, thinking they’ll see a baby, lose their minds in fits of sloppy sentimentality and completely forget who he is?

Roz Chast

I mean, that won’t work on folks with half a brain OR people who prefer wolves, feral cats, bears, and attack orcas to human babies. (Me, that won't work on me and 95% of the people I know)

Alternatively, could this baby possibly be a last ditch, pathetic effort to save the heart of Usha and JD’s relationship? An I’m-sorry-for-all-the-really-bad-press baby. 

He’s potentially apologizing for his myriad lies, inflammatory white supremacist rhetoric, his lost spine (IF he ever had one), that he became nothing more than a rightwing troll and puppet, that VERY public touchy feely action with poor Widow KKKirk, etc, etc. He’s sorry he humiliated her on the world stage? 

Doubt it. The man is just not self-aware or caring.

Whatever – I’ll never be convinced that Usha’s quickening bun is anything other than a publicity pregnancy.

So then, Karolying Leavitt, Katie Goebbels Miller, and Usha Vance are all up the spout at the same time. We’ve got a hat trick of anti-christ possibilities here, don’t we?

Question regarding who Usha’s sperm donor might be. Was it:

• James Donald Bowman?
• James David Hamel?
• James David Vance?
• J.D. Vance?
• JD Vance?
• VP Couchfucker?

We’ve got a lot of choices here.

Also, just curious but when will whale decapitating, heroin shooting, sewage swimming, bear corpse toting, dog eating, lying-ass RFK Jr.’s wife, Cheryl Hines and Melania announce their miracle geriatric pregnancies? 

You know, more MAGAts for the Fatherland! More cannon fodder for Prez Pedo's war against everyone.