The Fall

When he dies, his puppet masters will still be here jerking America’s strings.

Russell Vought, Stephen Miller, Elon Musk, and Peter Thiel (the actual power behind the Republican Party) will need to find a new front man. Sure, JD Couchfucker’s been auditioning HARD for the spot of xenophobic colonialist ringmaster but, incredibly, he’s got fewer social skills than a ketamine and coked up Musk and a jingoism gushing Miller on any given day. Thiel looks like a sweaty cockroach so I’m not betting on him snagging the national hateleader spot. Vought? He looks like he teaches that high school class where you learn the major export of Paraguay (soybeans), Malta (semiconductors/integrated circuits), and Ethiopia (coffee) and, invariably, fall asleep.

VP Many Names can swagger, bully, and lie about Denmark and Greenland all he wants but no one besides Prez Pedo’s rapidly dwindling base believes a word of it. He’s publicly, proudly stated that he creates stories to get attention. Vance might have even less credibility than Trump – that is, less than none.

Everything we’re told by this administration is a lie. Just look at the astronomical bullshit Noem and Pedo put out regarding the ICE fucker who murdered Renee Nicole Good yesterday.

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
~ George Orwell, 1984

Just so ya know, Renee Nicole Good isn’t the first person directly murdered by Miller and Noem’s armed, out of control goon squad.

38-year-old Silverio Villegas González was murdered in September by an ICEhole during a traffic stop for, apparently no fucking reason other than the the color of his skin. 

And Keith Porter Jr. was murdered by ICE on New Years Eve in Northridge, California. 

One thing that’s common to all three cases – ICE and the rest of this administration lie easier than they breathe. No surprise there though.

Todd Lyons, the acting director of ICE, told local news media that ICE is “surging to Minneapolis to root out fraud, arrest perpetrators and remove criminal illegal aliens” (source) 

Their other responsibility is to murder law-abiding citizens, then fabricate elaborate fantasies to make it look like Prez Pedo’s jackbooted thugs are here to protect sweet, docile, Republican Jessica and David from the ravaging dangers of the Radical Left™.

Thanks to Mitch McConnell and our illegitimate Supreme Court, Prez Pedo has blanket immunity. Stephen Miller, however, does not. Neither do Kristi Noem, Todd Lyons, Tom Homan, and all of the ICEholes. 

 If we manage to survive this insanely disastrous time, I would like them all to suffer the same fate as Benito Mussolini. It would be especially fitting for Noem who sadistically offed so many innocent pets in her backyard gravel pit.

Trump? I’d like for him and his family to go out the same way as Tsar Nicholas II and his family. 

Tsar Nicholas II, Alexandra, their four daughters - grand duchesses Anastasia, Maria, Olga and Tatiana - their son the Tsarevich Alexei and four royal staff members were murdered in the cellar of a house in Yekaterinburg in 1918.

One night they were lined up as if for a family photo, and then a Bolshevik firing squad killed them in a hail of bullets, according to witness accounts. Those who did not die immediately were bayonetted. (source)

This was done in a basement where the family and their faithful entourage were kept. Why there? To make sure anti-Bolsheviks (the MAGAts of the day) didn’t interfere. Afterward, the bodies were taken to a forest where they were hit with grenades and acid in order to prevent future identification.

Ya know, that'll do it. 

I'm feeling a bit giggly at the idea of Pedo, Coke-tits Jr, Gums, Vanky, Lurch, and Melanoma getting the Romanov Family Plan. 

Teresa Burns Parkhurst