War, War, War

From the war on Minnesota, not the one on Venezuala

Get it all on record now. Get the films. Get the witnesses, because somewhere down the road of history, some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.
~ Dwight D. Eisenhower, Germany, 1945

The bullshit propaganda was, we were taking out the supposed drug trafficking, "narco-terrorist" dictator of Venezuela. Also, Prez Pedo claimed this was about immigration, saying that Maduro was “intentionally emptying his prisons into the United States of America.” (I just rolled my eyes so hard I broke the sky)

Everyone with half a brain knows this whole business, all those dead fishermen, had fuck-all to do with imagined drugs and manufactured nightmares about Venezuelan convicts coming ashore to rob, molest, and debauch poor Jenny Sue, Brad, and all ‘em.

Prez Pedo’s had a hard-on for Venezuela’s oil. He’d been envisioning mega $$$$$$$$$$ landing in his personal grimy pockets. Too bad the old incompetent, grifting mobster didn’t check in with the big oil companies before he and Kegbreath sent in the military.

“We’ve had our assets seized there twice, and so you can imagine to re-enter a third time would require some pretty significant changes from what we’ve historically seen here,” Woods (Exxon CEO Darren Woods) told Trump at the White House. “If we look at the legal and commercial constructs and frameworks in place today in Venezuela today, it’s uninvestable.”  
~~~
“The big oil companies who move slowly, who have corporate boards, are not interested,” Bessent said Thursday at the Economic Club of Minnesota. (source) 

Pedo seems to have become bored with Venezuela now that it’s not an easy, simple, reality show win. He has, however, declared himself the acting president of the country. He's continuing his war on Minnesota though and there are his heightened, ridiculous, disingenuous claims that the U.S. needs to annex Greenland for “national security.” HAH! 

Yeah, you grotesque, lying-ass, orange obscenity, just like Venezuela was about drugs and crime-ing immigrants. Shut the fuck up, man! 

Prez Pedo is, amongst other things, after the rare minerals and oil beneath Greenland's ice. They’d be worth a lot of money if you could only get at them. That's the issue Dimbulb Donnie isn't looking at. He’s seeing dollar signs and can’t be bothered with pesky details like, fer instance, reality. 

Extraction would be expensive and dangerous. In short:

• There are no roads connecting settlements and those settlements are sparse.

• This is the motherfucking ARCTIC – it’s more than just a little bit cold. Year-round operations would be challenging and molto pricy.

• Rare earth elements need to be processed and the U.S. relies on China to do that. Pedo has made sure we have a crap relationship with China. 

With Prez Griftosaurus it’s always about lining his pockets with gold. That and rape. His two favorite things.

Mike Luckovich