Exhaustion

You know, we’re only 37 measly days into this new year. It seems like motherfucking eons. 

This week we found out that a global web of pedophile billionaires is running the world. They are NOT in fact doing this out of a basementless pizza shop in D.C. Just FYI.

Just two weeks ago we watched masked paramilitary goons murder an innocent man, Alex Jeffrey Pretti, in broad daylight on a crowded city street. Though there were half a dozen in the gang of ICEholes, only the two Latinos, Raymundo Gutierrez and Jesus Ochoa, have been named. I wonder why, of the group, only these two are being thrown under the bus. Hmmmm, that's puzzler, in'nt?

On the same day as his murder, Prez Pedo’s personal fixer and Attorney General attempted to extort Minnesotas’s governor – turn over your citizen’s voter registration records and welfare recipient info…maybe we’ll make ICE go away.

It’s only been one month since Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good.

It was New Years Eve when Keith Porter Jr. was murdered by Brian Palacios, an off duty ICEhole.

None of these butchers have been arrested or charged.

Don Lemon and other journalists have been arrested for reporting on what Trump's violent goon squad is doing. So much for the First Amendment, eh?

On the international level:

We’ve already covered Pedo’s January third attack on Venezuela. I guess he got bored with that though. The old asshole has a pretty short attention span. 

Just a couple weeks ago we were on the verge of WWIII because he had a hard on for Greenland. Pedo backed down after someone fancy footworked him into believing that agreements which already existed are brand new. Added plus – vague promises of future meetings about “golden domes!” Donny does love gold.

There’s Pedo’s Board of War Criminals (AKA “Board of Peace”) which is no more than a global slush fund.

The SALT Treaty expired expired yesterday.

The last remaining nuclear arms pact between Russia and the United States is set to expire Thursday, removing any caps on the two largest atomic arsenals for the first time in more than a half-century.

The termination of the New START Treaty would set the stage for what many fear could be an unconstrained nuclear arms race. 

Russian President Vladimir Putin declared readiness to stick to the treaty's limits for another year if Washington follows suit, but President Donald Trump has been noncommittal about extending it. (source) 

So, the testerical, perpetually tantruming toddler is going to …what … hold his breath until he turns blue and then nuke the planet if Putin and Xi Jinping don’t bow down, make Dim Donny the king of the universe? 

AND, no surprise here, the US left the World Health Organization (WHO). We left an unpaid tab too. As of today, California, Illinois, and New York City have joined and are part of WHO’s Global Outbreak Alert and Response Network (GOARN) WHY is Massachusetts not on this list? C’mon Governor Healey, step up!

Sheesh, OF COURSE I’m having a hard time getting up, showered, on the elliptical, and just generally shifting into gear. I’ve got laundry to fold, two years of overdo taxes to work on, MRI schedules to sort out, and a thrice canceled dental surgery on Monday but I’m having one hell of a time facing it all.

I just want to sit in my blanket fort eating dark chocolate truffles while reading my book about a team of stylish, elderly female assassins. I don’t think this is a big ask.