Thursday, February 5, 2026

WHY NOT?!

Woke up. Picked up the phone. Opened The Guardian app.

GODDAMMIT, he’s not dead not dead yet!

Ya know, I ask for so little.

Not that the alternative is anything to write home about. The best that can be said is that, possibly, his hygiene is better.

How about this? Could VP Name-of-the-Week just shut the fuck up forever? Every time he opens his mouth he says something out of touch, off putting, and more or less wackaloon.

Commenting on Prez Pedo’s bullshit, sexist, insulting, unhinged ranting, dodge from a reporter’s question about the Epstein survivors Vance had this to say:
“She’s asking a question, the president says, ‘Why don’t you ever smile?’ Yeah, it’s actually, like, so perceptive,”

 …“Even if you’re asking a tough question, even if you take your job very seriously, like, does it always have to be so antagonistic?”

Have some fun, right? You can’t always take yourself too seriously.
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Right. Because IF Collins had plastered a smile on her face when she asked our child raping president about the survivors of his and his bestie Jeff’s parties, Pedo TOTALLY would have replied in a calm, measured, truthful manner. Sure. Oh and a smile when asking about something so horrific is, like, TOTALLY appropriate.

THE COUNTRY IS COMPLETELY ENGULFED IN CORROSIVE ACIDIC FIRE AND YOU THINK THE REPORTER SHOULD SMILE MORE?!!! 

Of course
the most socially incompetent VP of all time would make such an incredible stupid and maladroit statement. This was his bungling, ham-handed attempt at gaslighting, at diverting the public from the the actual point. Which was? That Trump and his buddy Jeff, at the VERY least, trafficked, kept, raped, and horrifically abused young girls and they did so for YEARS.

JD the man who tried to paint all Democrats as “a bunch of childless cat ladies who are miserable at their own lives and the choices that they've made and so they want to make the rest of the country miserable, too.” 

He’s suggested that Americans without rugrats should pay higher taxes. Also, the votes cast by people with children should count more than those of us who, for whatever reason, have not spawned.

Regarding children, he’s also said I think we have to go to war against the anti-child ideology that exists in our country.” ‘Scuse me – there’s an anti-child ideology? Huh. Where? Can you show me where it is on a map? Is it in the room with us now? That boy sure does love to make shit up.

Vance downplayed the Hitler fanboy and girling of the Young Republicans and their jokes about gas chambers, slavery, and rape by calling concerns “pearl clutching” and then changing the subject. Pardon me, I gotta go find a pearl to clutch.

AND who can forget his proud fairy tale about the Haitian immigrants in Springfield, Ohio devouring all the good white residents cats and dogs! 

In trying to slam Biden’s economy and Harris’ campaign, JD seriously claimed his two sons "actually eat about 14 eggs every single morning.” When called out on his fabulating, the couch fornicator got all defensive and claimed it was “lighthearted hyperbole.” Sure dude.

This guy’s such a social train wreck, he can’t even order a fucking doughnut

These are just a few of his domestic blunders. He’s happily met with the far right Alternative for Germany (AfD) party. There was that awful, disgusting White House “meeting” where Pedo and he thought they could get away with yelling at and attempting to humiliate a real hero – Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy. The Greenland trip where it was made clear that he was MOST def unwelcome.

The man has the charisma and social skills of a 13-year-old who's been raised on Married with Children and believes this is how real people are supposed to behave. He watched the 1984 Terminator and clocked Schwarzenegger as the hero. Dude sees Pinocchio as a bastion of truth and integrity. Vance is NOT someone with a functioning moral compass.

When Pedo croaks the war continues. We just get a new lying asshole in charge. 

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