"Instead of fighting over a 21-mile-wide bottleneck forever, we cut a new channel through friendly territory. A dozen thermonuclear detonations and you’ve got a waterway wider than the Panama Canal, deeper than the Suez, and safe from Iranian attacks."Gee, golly, I'm sure the United Arab Emirates and Oman won't mind a bit – right?
I just have to ask – is every single Republican on the planet a complete flaming, insane asylum bound, ninnyhammer? Did he say this mind bogglingly stupid and delulu shit for attention or is just this far out of his fucking mind?
Yes, yezzz, I do offer my sincere apologies to those ninnyhammer and delulu Americans out there who did NOT vote for the ugly, rotting pumpkin head and his party of moldy turnips. No offense intended. I didn't mean to imply that you're Republicans. //shudder//
Best quote on Iran war? When you kick a hornets’ nest it’s the hornets who decide when it’s over.
I’ve seen 2 posts this week saying “the raptor is coming.” Did the respective posters mean to write:
• “Rapture,” i.e. Jesus’ much ballyhooed arrival to snatch up all the good Christians is back on the calendar (again)? Sorry MAGAts, there’s no ticket to Heaven for you. Please do enjoy your burning-in-Hell-forever time though.
• Were they saying that we’re soon to be visited by velociraptors? That could be interesting.
• Maybe they were referencing birds of prey? Like, maybe massive king vultures are gonna fly in to feast on our irradiated carcasses after Prez Pedo kicks off WWIII. 
Picture it – after the genius Republicans, inspired by that obviously dementia ridden, none-too-bright-to-begin-with, Reagan leftover, drop a dozen thermonuclear bombs in their destined-to-fail attempt to create a Strait of Hormuz workaround, the planet will be flooded with radioactive fallout. That entire area of the Middle East will be nothing but a radioactive sheet of glass.
Everything – all sea life will be dead. Land animals and people who haven’t died yet, will probably wish they had. They’ll be crawling and hobbling on their remaining limbs to possible sources of water, food, and shelter. Vultures are circling. They gotta eat too, ya know.
Possibly it’s some combination of the three – rapture/velociraptor/raptor. Hard to tell. I really wish people would put a bit more effort into proofreading their posts before hitting “publish.
By the way, the Raptor or Rapture is on the 22nd in case you want to prepare. Dunno how we’d get ready but I’d imagine it’d be the same no matter what.
• Stock up on extra toilet paper, snacks, water, cat food, and meds.
• Break out all the board games, knitting and other crafting supplies (figuring Wi-Fi’s gonna die).
• Make sure all the laundry’s done.
• Start a hydroponic garden in the basement. I should probably do that now.
AND here's ome news from Pedo and Bibi’s Operation Epstein Fury for your Monday morning:
The Israeli army said it had begun what it described as “limited ground operations” against Hezbollah in southern Lebanon – but IDF attacks in Lebanon have killed many civilians and have hit residential neighbourhoods.
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The Lebanese health ministry said 850 people have been killed in Israeli attacks since 2 March, when Israel started striking Lebanon following Hezbollah’s firing of rockets towards the country. (source)
Looks like Italy, Greece, the U.K., Australia, Germany, Luxembourg, France, China, Japan, and South Korea, amongst others, have either said a big fat NO, we ain’t sending no warships to the Strait of Hormuz in support of your illegal war OR they’ve just, so far, ghosted the orange motherfucker.
Must suck to be so astronomically stupid, deservedly unpopular, irredeemably ugly, AND a worldwide laughingstock. Somehow I’m experiencing a complete lack of empathy. I strangly suspect, in this particular case, that’s permanent.
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