An aside: it can’t just be me — every time I hear/read Department of Homeland Security, what I hear is Vee must protect der Vaterland. Said, of course, in the most offensive, cartoonishly clipped, heavy German accent.
Aside number two: Now that the US is on track to outpace Nazi Germany in the construction of concentration camps and the incarceration of people whose only “crime” is failing to have white skin or the right politics or enough money and connections, can we PLEASE retire the epithet “good German?” This was used to describe anyone who deliberately turned a blind eye to the atrocities, the horrors large and small.
Look around – it’s us here in the U.S.A. who are building the camps which are responsible for crimes against humanity. There have been at least nine deaths SO FAR THIS YEAR. Motherfuckering 2026 is only TWO months old! How many of us are turning a blind eye?
What I’m getting at – the German proverb: If there’s a Nazi at the table and ten other people sitting there talking to him, you got a table with eleven Nazis.
Update that shit! If there’s a Republican at the table and ten other people are sitting there talking to him, you've got a table with eleven Republicans.
Are you a “good Republican” a “good American?” Are you sitting at the table blithely passing the time of day, talking about the Sox, sipping your beer with someone who voted for and/or still supports this regime?
Okay, I’m back from the Asides.
I *think* Prez Pedo thinks he’s being subtly kind and all delicate-like in not just sending Krusty, her boyfriend, and husband back to their home in Bumfuck Nowhere, South Dakota. Nope. He went out of his way to make up a brandy new department and position just for her. She’s now going to be his special envoy for the Shield of the Americas.
‘Da fuck is that?!!! I swear, this administration just pulls all their ideas out of movies made from comic books.
In the Trumpverse, the Shield of the Americas is a pile of weasel shit dressed up in foofaraw and expensive suits, just like the Board of Peace. The Shield doesn’t exist yet and I’ll be gobsmacked and thunderstruck if it ever actually does.
The name of the gathering is supposed to reflect Trump’s vision for U.S. national security strategy to put a greater emphasis on the Western Hemisphere, as he looks to leverage U.S. military and intelligence assets unseen in the region since the end of the Cold War.It’s another Reality TV President grift. The only thing that’s gonna come out of this is Pedo and Krusty getting to fleece a fresh batch of marks. Oh and the “special envoys” from other countries, along with Krusty and her boyfriend get an all expenses paid lux vaca at some lovely resort. The envoys will occasionally pretend to discuss having a new US military/CIA presence, as though anyone was at all unaware that we've been there all along.
The leaders of Argentina, Bolivia, Chile, Costa Rica, the Dominican Republic, Ecuador, El Salvador, Honduras, Panama, Paraguay, and Trinidad and Tobago have confirmed they will attend, according to the White House.
Noem, speaking in Nashville, confirmed she will be at the summit and that Trump will announce "a big agreement" that will detail "how we’re going to go after cartels and drug trafficking in the entire Western Hemisphere." (source )
Just in case you’re unsure, Krusty didn’t get the ax because she was a lying, thieving, HUGELY embarrassing failure at her job. It’s not because so many innocents died because from her cruel, callous indifference to life. It’s got NOTHING to do with the astoundingly brutal violence of her troops. Nope. She lied badly on tv. She also might have said something that didn’t cast Dear Leader in the most glowing of golden lights. THAT, especially from an older chick, is unforgivable.
In the recent House Judiciary Committee hearing where she was getting grilled, Rep. Jared Moskowitz wore a big "Justice for Cricket" button while questioning her. A little mocking while she goes down the tubes is perfect!
Markwayne Mullin is Pedo’s pick to replace her. This is the bastion of maturity, decorum, diplomacy, and keen discernment who challenged the head of the Teamsters union to a fight at a Senate hearing. Yeah, as if they were 10-year-olds on the playground.
This is the guy who was cowering on the floor in front of his seat in the Senate Chamber during the J6 insurrection. Sure, Two First Names is a real tough guy.
Markwayne, on a good day, maybe has the same intelligence level as Boebert. He's also about as emotionally stable as Nancy Let’s-Take-It-Outside Mace. Homeland Security has gone from a Mar-a-Lago faced violent, soulless, dimwitted, lying-ass, grifter to a chickenhearted, kumquat brained, emotionally stunted, rich guy who likes to run his mouth about how big and manly he is.
Lateral move or a step down? It’s like comparing a fresh pile of steaming Rottweiler shit to a hot load of Doberman Pinscher excrement.
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