Operation Epstein Fury Day 14

Jeff Stahler

More than $11.3 billion of our taxpayers buckos were spent in the first week of Operation Epstein Fury. Today is Day 14. How much are we on the hook for now? Hey, it's not coming out of Prez Pedo's pockets. Pete, the drunk-on-death Grim Reaper, isn't picking up that tab. The rich motherfuckers who got all of Big Donnie's sweetheart tax breaks won't feel it. How's that $4 and $5 a gallon gas feel, eh?

Nearly 300 children have been killed so far by the self-proclaimed “pro-life” warmongering GOP bastards.   

Krazy Eyes Kash’s FBI is fearmongering – he sent a warning to local California police about a potential Iranian plan to strike the west coast. Iranian drones have a range of 1,200 to 2,500 miles – a direct flight from Iran to California isn’t happening, even in Pedo’s twisted dreams. Launched from a boat in the Pacific? Also tremendously unlikely. 

Why did Krazy Kash specifically say California would be the target? Maybe because Pedo really hates Newsom. Kash and Pedo are known to create narratives as needed so… 

Iran has begun laying mines in the Strait of Hormuz. 

Prez Pedo, in his usual over-the-top, scenery-chewing, bad dinner theater performance, bellowed that if mines were placed and they are not removed, Iran will face consequences “at a level never before seen.”

OH please! That he honestly believes his own cheesebag, histrionics, that he thinks anyone buys him as some serious, fearsome, strongman, world leader is just desperately sad at this point. It’s not even funny anymore. It’s simply pathetic. Can someone get this decaying old ham OFF the goddamn stage already? His shtick is SO last century!

Prez Clownshit also said that “the Strait of Hormuz is going to remain safe. We have a lot of Navy ships there. We have the best equipment in the world inspecting for mines.”

Ya know what we really need in order to make the Strait safe from all those nasty mines? Minesweepers. We used to have four of those babies in Bahrain – right there in the Persian Gulf. The USS Devastator, the USS Dextrous, the USS Gladiator, and the USS Sentry had been there for 35 years too.

What happened to them? Trump had ‘em decommissioned this past September. Then, despite shit looking tense with Iran in January, Pedo had them moved to Philadelphia for disassembly. There’s now just four Avenger-class ships in active service. They’re based in Sasebo, Japan. Japan…hmmmm. That’s not where the Strait of Hormuz is, now, is it?!

That's right. Not even two months before he attacked Iran, he got rid of four ultra important tools. Dimwit Donny surely isn’t much of a forward thinker, is he? 

Oh but WAIT – our preposterously vain, Nazi tattooed, perma-sozzled Secretary of WARmongering, Makeup Studios, and Bad Acting has some obvious fairy tales to add:

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth posted on X that at Trump’s direction, US Central Command “has been eliminating inactive mine-laying vessels in the Strait of Hormuz—wiping them out with ruthless precision. We will not allow terrorists to hold the Strait of Hormuz hostage.”

Christ almighty, Kegseth sounds like he’s just stepped off a Monty Python sound stage.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise... our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency... our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.

What our rotted rutabaga brained administration didn't expect is that the Iranians would be a bit put out about being bombed, having their loved ones murdered, and their homes, hospitals and businesses destroyed. Huh, go figure.

What I've observed over the course of studying air power in history is that any time you attack a civilian population, you usually end up finding that it just hardens their resolve.
~ U.S. Air Force General Grynkewich, the highest-ranking U.S. commander in Europe testifying in Congress on Thursday.

Gee duh!!!

Iran is pissed. Trump and Netanyahu played them and played them badly.

…we don't see any reason why we should negotiate with the U.S., when we negotiated with them twice, and every time they attacked us, the middle of negotiations.
~ Abbas Araghchi, Iran's Foreign Minister

Dude’s got a solid point. Trump and his band of idiot, power-mad handlers and cowering sycophant yes-men did this. If there’s gonna be boots on the ground in Iran, those brainless White House assholes better be sending ICE. No one will miss those sick fucks. They’ll make the perfect sacrifice to Donnie’s Epstein “Excursion.”

Analysts say speculation from Washington that Iran would quickly submit after the killing of Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei were misguided. (no shit?!)

Tehran is likely going to determine the end of this war, not the US or Israel, because of its ability to inflict economic pain broadly, they say.

Amid a military pummeling by the US and Israel, Iran has launched heavy retaliatory strikes at US assets and other critical infrastructure in Gulf countries, upsetting global supplies. It has also adopted what analysts call “asymmetric” tactics – such as disrupting the critical Strait of Hormuz and threatening US banking-linked entities – to inflict as much economic pain on the region and wider world as it can. (source) 

There’s Persian saying: He who has been bitten by a snake does not trust even a black and white rope.

Yup.