Don't Do It, Texas!

Who comes up with these state tourism slogans? Most of them are fairly tame. Montana’s “The Sky's the Limit” is nice enough. Some are cute, like Rhode Island’s – “Fun-Sized.” Oregon’s used to be “Stay Weird.” AWESOME! It’s now “We Like It Here. You Might Too.” Kind of Gen-X cool.

Texas? I believe it’s currently “Don’t Mess with Texas.” If voters elect Ken Paxton as their next senator, they’ll need to change that slogan.

Texas with Paxton? How about: "Texas, the Child Abuse State" or "Texas is for Pedophiles." You know, like "Virginia is for Lovers" only disgusting, skeevy, heinous, and illegal.

Paxton might or might not be in the Epstein files – since the release was purposely, chaotically bungled, inconsistently redacted and completely half-assed we may never know – but he’s MOST DEF a big supporter of child abusers.

In addition to supporting Prez Pedo, Paxton helped his pedophile pal, attorney Adam Hoffman, (formerly of  China Spring, Texas – now living somewhere in Nebraska) get out of the consequences of his vile crimes. Hoffman was convicted of first-degree felony continuous sexual abuse of a young child over the course of THREE years, starting when the child was in third grade (so, about eight-years-old!). Hoffman faced a possible sentence of life without parole. Instead, Paxton got him a deal. Magically, Hoffman’s years of raping a child turned into a mere misdemeanor with a 30-day jail term. ONLY after this became a major campaign issue for Paxton was Hoffman’s sentence doubled to a measly 60 days. 

Adam Hoffman – 
child rapist now living 
somewhere in Nebraska

Here’s the the kicker though – Hoffman was released from jail Monday, after just 29 days of his tiny-ass 60 days sentence. Why? "good behavior." Yeah sure, I’ll bet. Oh and Hoffman won’t be required to register as a sex offender and he’ll be allowed to practice law again.

Paxton looks after his own. Ken Paxton is for Pedophiles. That’s his slogan.

On top of that, he’s an idiot, thieving three count felon.

On CBS News: 

Reporter: Ken Paxton has taken to calling you ‘Talafreako’

Talarico: If Ken Paxton is worried about freaks, he should stop giving Epstein-style sweetheart deals to pedophiles. This is the guy who just released Adam Hoffman from jail, an admitted child rapist, after one of Ken Paxton’s wealthy lawyer friends got involved in the case. 

OUCH! Now THAT’S how it’s done! Sharp, sizzling hot, and right out of the gate.

As attorney general, Ken Paxton sued schools that didn't display the Ten Commandments inside their classrooms.

Some of the Commandments include:

The mugshot of Ken Paxton, a smug, pedophile enabling, 
ethically and morally twisted and bankrupt, greedheaded,
thieving, predatory collection of cellular matter.

Thou shalt not commit adultery 
     Paxton has had multiple extramarital affairs. 

Thou shalt not steal
     In 2015, Paxton was indicted on three felony securities fraud charges. In May of 2023, the Texas House of Representatives impeached Kenny-boy on 20 articles, including misapplication of public resources, bribery, and abuse of public trust. 

Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor
     Paxton was impeached for making false statements in official records – see above.

Speaking of bear false witness, Texas Republicans are actually dancing around with lies, saying:
"He (Talarico) says it's immoral to eat meat!"
"He thinks there's 23 different genders!"
"He's a vegan!!!”

‘da fuck?

Talarico didn’t say any of this and he’s not vegan, as if anything’s weird or wrong with being vegan, fer fuck’s sake. The fucked up thing is that this spreading lies and smears shit actually works. 

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes.
~ attributed variously to Mark Twain, Winston Churchill, and Jonathan Swift 

In 2020, eight of Paxton's most senior aides (including his First Assistant AG, multiple deputy attorneys general, and his Director of Law Enforcement) reported him to the FBI for alleged bribery and abuse of office. Not political opponents, but his own people.  

They were fired. Of course they were. A court later awarded $3.3 million to four of them after finding the AG's office violated the Texas Whistleblower Act. Texas taxpayers paid that bill. Of course the taxpayers versus the guilty parties did.

Paxton is dirty as all hell. From the tippy top of his thumb shaped head and bad haircut to the tip of his, doubtless ugly and ringwormed toes, the man’s corrupt and shedding festering malfeasance with every breath he takes.

His opponent James Talarico? He’s a former middle school teacher, and Presbyterian seminarian. Unlike Paxton, he’s on the side of regular folks versus the multi-millionaire and billionaire-class.

But sure, Paxton calls Talarico ‘Talafreako.’

Outside of Prez Pedo, the Grifter in Chief, Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America.

Stephen Nosferatu Miller started yesterday posting that Talarico is trans. Again I ask – ‘da fuck? Off the wall take from a blood sucking fiend and infamous diseased rat eater but, ya know, okay.

Miller was called ugly in return and then had his wife run onto Fox to screech that her poor liddle rat eater was being horribly abused. Who knew? Nosferatu’s actually an ultra delicate snowflake and needs his harridan to defend him!

Possibly he’s just mad because Talarico can go out in the sunlight without bursting into a cloud of a thousand bats.