If I Had A Trillion

Uhhhh…NO I would NOT!

Hoarding wealth is a mental illness every bit as much as holding onto stacks and stacks of old newspapers, magazines, utility bills, clothes that you don’t/can’t wear anymore, cupboards full of plastic grocery bags, 20 years worth of Christmas and birthday cards. It's keeping shit you can't possibly use to the point that you get lost in your own life. 

Which reminds me … gotta Marie Kondo my damn closet this weekend. 

With that trillion dollars Elon Musk now has, he could pay off all medical debt in the United States. Homelessness and poverty could be eliminated. Our system of education could be vastly improved and expanded. With that much dough we could fund a complete move to clean energy and stop destroying the only planet we have to live on. How about putting those big buckos behind pandemic prevention? Wouldn’t it be awesome to NOT have another COVID, HIV, Spanish Flu, Smallpox, SARS or H1N1/09 pandemic.

But no. Rich fucks don’t want to do good for the society they make bank off of. Fuck them poors, eh?

Trump and Musk’s slashing of government programs that actually help people was, of fucking course, all about lining their own filthy, slaveringly rapacious pockets. Leon, like his buddy Pedo, is a greedheaded, grifting, incompetent fraud.

Trump, Bezos, Larry Page, Mark Zuckerberg, Larry Ellison, the Walton families and the rest of the billionaires and mulitmillionaires are allowed to hoard wealth WAY beyond their needs and any of their descendants needs or wants and they’re lauded for it. DISGUSTING!

What are they doing with all that money? How much stuff is enough? How many homes can you live in? How many cars can you drive? How many gourmet meals can you consume? How many luxury tours of the world can you take? How many Klimts, Picassos, Basquiats, and Monets can you own? How many businesses can you truly effectively, competently run and enjoy? How many people can you own?

If you, Mr. and Ms. Not Überwealthy American, are crying about your tax dollars being used to provide an assist to folks in need of food, housing, and healthcare but not objecting to Pedo and his crew of mondo privileged, insatiably swinish fat-cats allocating OUR taxpayer money to pay for billion dollar+ bullshit wars, gold plated foofaraw, fraud riddled contracts for buddies, murderous goon squads and concentration camps, boy howdy mes amis, you need to invest in some quality therapy STAT.

AND speaking of wasted wads of our hard-earned taxpayer buckos, there’s all our dough ($60 mil+) going to Pedo’s birthday jamboree. The Jeff Epstein Ultimate Fighting Cage Match is scheduled for tomorrow night on the WhiteTrash House lawn. What’s next? Dog fights and strippers? Gee, ya think Pedo’s trying to turn all of the US into Epstein Island? Looks like it. 

While the Pedophile in Chief celebrates his 80th birthday (will he sleep through the fights — probably), Texas has announced yet another case of screwworms. Eight of the nine screwworm cases have been in Texas. No surprise there. These are just the cases that we the people have been informed of. How many more are there? With Brainworm Bobby in charge of Health and Human Services and Greg Abattoir as the state’s governor, you KNOW we’re not getting the full skinny.

Secretary of Agriculture Brooke Rollins says there’s no need to panic — the screwworm does not currently present a food safety issue. Gee, gosh. I’m so relieved. Pedo’s junk drawer of a Cabinet, filled with utterly unqualified suck-ups, mentally banjaxed bozos, and überwealthy idiots who paid to play, is always so reliably well informed and truthful. HAH!

I'm sure Texas Governor Abbott is right on top of it all too. You remember him, right. Greg considers it fair play to seed the Gulf with razor wire in order to murder migrants – brown people. He sees women as second class citizens AT BEST and Black people as barely human. So, the governor doesn’t give a good goddamn about your health or, if you’re a farmer, your herd’s health, unless of course you’re wealthy, white, and a frequent BIG donor. If you live in Texas, it might be a good time to consider a plant based diet.

By the by, Brooke is the very same brainiac who said “Climate change hysteria is political cover to export American jobs and manufacturing to places like Mexico and China.”

I’m sure you’ll pardon me for not believing a fucking word out of her pedophile worshipping mouth.