Tell Me a Story

I only mention it BUT it's deeply unsettling to be the same age as old people.  I write this from deep in my comfy chair, inside my war...

Looks like it’s been a very bad week so far for the elderly, ever decaying, pedophilic, orange shellacked, malignant narcissist, huh? Pedo...

Tantrum toddler Prez Pedo has called for the cancellation of the Freedom 250 concert series because, waddya know, no one wants to be associa...

Why does he stand like Rosie from the Jetsons? Is he a badly glitching robot? Was he created in a lab by one of Leon or Bozo’s ill-paid, w...

Construction crews have begun the next step in the white trashification of the White House. They’re building a “cage” on the lawn for an Ult...

I woke from a dream where there was some major dramatic hoopla going on with the part of my family I’m not often in contact with. At the cen...

Here’s the short version of the original story, as I understand it. Mind you, I’m no Torah scholar: After Moses led the Israelites out of sl...

I’ve been down and out with, what I’m guessing is, a cold for the past few days. I HATE this shit. In the immortal words of Jesse Ventura, p...

I really want to think of Iran as the good guys – I mean, those LEGO videos are top-notch. They’re totally selling Iran as not the bad guy...

I mean, it’s going hideously, embarrassingly , shit-your-pants-while-giving-a-book-report-in-5th-grade bad. Don the Con’s found himself self...