I Only Mention It...

I only mention it BUT it's deeply unsettling to be the same age as old people. 

I write this from deep in my comfy chair, inside my warm fleece tie dye hoodie, underneath a cozy lap rug with a nice, hot mug of tea at my side. I’m wearing my super, extra strength reading glasses, my compression socks are on under my gently forgiving (if unflattering) sweatpants, and I have cute but distinctly unflashy Birkenstocks on my feet.

Lemme just say that one more time, it’s deeply unsettling to be the same age as old people. Okay, that’s outta my system … for now. Pass me another dark chocolate truffle, would you dear?
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I understand the barely sentient full colostomy bag who’s occupying (and stinking up) the White House, is having a bit of a temper tantrum because a *GASP* woman dared to call him out on one of his lies.

Pedo brayed that Italy’s Premier Giorgia Meloni had "begged" him for a photo op during the G7 summit.  Meloni wasn’t having it and put out a video statement saying, amongst other things, that this shit was “completely fabricated,” ending with “Italy and I do not beg."

THEN Italian Foreign Minister Antonio Tajani cancelled a planned trip to the US saying that Trump’s bullshit (okay, he didn’t use that precise word) was "serious and offensive" toward Meloni and all of Italy. 

CONSEQUENCES! It’s what’s for breakfast!

Pedo's petty, junior high level backbiting bullying is apparently about the fact that Meloni wouldn’t support Trump and Bibi’s invasion and war on Iran. WAAAAAH! You won’t help me kill innocent people so now I’m going to spread nasty stories about you and I can get away with it because I’m a boy and my daddy’s rich! 

Yeah, piss off old man. The whole world has your number now.

The Asshole Who Could NOT Shut The Fuck Up has blown the last US ally in Europe. I mean, how much of a clueless fucking twat are you to pull this misogynistic, condescending, frat boy, stale dog shit on an ally and a fellow fascist at that?! And how completely imbecilic and flat out brain dead is the entire GOP to just sit there with their thumbs up their asses to just let him do this?

Could be that he’s got serious dirt on most of them — blackmailable stuff. How many of them frequented Epstein Island, the ranch in New Mexico, Jeff's townhouse in New York? 

How about Gym Jordan, the Ohio rep from that spectacularly gerrymandered district, who, back when he was a wrestling coach, had NO prob looking the other way when the team’s doc was molesting the boys. NOW good old Gym’s being investigated because his political action committee took a quarter of a million in “dark money” payments from Geo Group. Who’s GEO Group? They run dozens of ICE’s concentration camps. You remember hearing about them? They're the folks who regularly sexually and otherwise physically assault detainees, starve them and feed them maggot infested food, deny them medications and necessary healthcare. Real nice folks, eh?

So Jordan's taking big money off them. Sound pretty slimy and illegal? That’s because it is.
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And yesterday Israel did what it usually does — ignored the ceasefire. They hit the Nabatieh district in Lebanon’s south with drone strikes, killing 16 people and wounding 12. 

The Strait of Hormuz is closed and JDouche is in Switzerland for talks. That ought to go well. Wonder if he'll scold people for not wearing suits or saying thank you. Maybe, as he did at the Munich Security Conference, he’ll boldly, confidently, cluelessly spout that “There is a new sheriff in town.”

 Ohhhh, this is gonna go real well. I think I'll just shut my eyes until it's over. 

Vance said he would only be able to stay in the country for a day or two, but expressed hope that progress could be made on both the Lebanon ceasefire and the issue of Iran’s nuclear programme. (source) 

What’s the big rush to get home? Does he need to get back for emergency upholstery cleanings? A sexy divan is waiting for him? Is he on Pedo Death Watch? I mean, aren't we all? At this point it's clear that JDouche would only be marginally less embarrassing (maybe) but every bit as dangerous as the current Oval Office occupant.

This F*cking Guy

Looks like it’s been a very bad week so far for the elderly, ever decaying, pedophilic, orange shellacked, malignant narcissist, huh?

Pedo's soiled Depends are all in a wad because New York City booed the fuck out of him and it’s been broadcast worldwide. He looks like the loser fool he is and everyone’s laughing at him. 

There was also that interview with an actual journalist, Kristen Welker, who performed actual journalism instead of the usual fawning interview fellatio. Pedo did NOT like that!

The Kennedy Center has begun the process of removing references to Pedo from the building, email signatures, letterhead and all other documents. Friday, June 12th, is the court ordered final deadline. 

And he’s on the losing end of a bunch of other lawsuits. It's a rough, no fun week for LOSER boy!

What’s a loser fool who can’t stop humiliating himself on the world’s stage to do?  Why…puff himself up full of bullshit, bile, and Hollywood B-movie villain posturing, fire off a post on his sad little Twitter knock off, Truth Toilet, and take a nap in a Cabinet meeting. Of course!

Trump says Iran ‘took too long’ to negotiate and now will ‘pay the price’

The US president has restated claims that Iran’s military is a “complete and total mess” and like its navy and air force “doesn’t even exist anymore”.“They have been completely defeated. Iran is all talk and no action. The Bully of the Middle East is DEAD!!!” he said in a post on Truth Social.

“They’ve taken too long to negotiate a deal that would have been great for them, now they will have to pay the price!!!” he added, without elaborating. (source) 

WHAT a clown. Does 'Vanky replacement, Natalie Harp, know that Pedo needs a new binky and a diaper change? If not, someone ought to text her – she’s sleeping on her very important babysitting job.

If you want to understand how to fix a problem in the world, you have to ask who is profiting from the problem. Not who is suffering from it.
~ Dr. Amos Wilson 

A new poll by the European Council on Foreign Relations thinktank has come out and, boy howdy, we’re just not a popular lot right now. Absolutely no fucking surprise there.

European trust in the US has crashed to new lows. Europeans do not expect America under Donald Trump to protect them, and they recognise the need for more autonomous security (even funded by common debt). But they do think the relationship will likely improve after Trump and want to leave the door open to that possibility.
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This shift comes after Trump threatened to annex Greenland; attacked Iran without a plan then demanded Europeans resolve the resulting problems; pressured Kyiv without delivering a Ukraine-Russia peace; dismissed US commitments to NATO and announced withdrawals of some US troops from Europe. (source) 

Go to the link and look at the charts. Of the countries noted, the US’s status as ally took the deepest dive in Estonia, the UK, and Denmark (of fucking course). Our ally status was already in the basement in Spain, Italy, France, Bulgaria, Switzerland, and Germany.

NObody likes Trump. I’m betting Putin and Kim Jong-un aren’t even taking his calls. Of course, if I looked like a rotting orange bundt cake wearing a Temu Farrah Fawcett wig, and spewed grandiose, delusional stream of consciousness imaginings, I suspect my pals might not take my calls either. 

Nah – they would. I'm good for a laugh here and there. Also, I'm cute as fuck. OH, yes I AM!

Cancelled

Tantrum toddler Prez Pedo has called for the cancellation of the Freedom 250 concert series because, waddya know, no one wants to be associated with him. He wants to switch things up. Instead of a music fest with past-their-prime performers (who’ve turned down a much needed paycheck because EWWWWW, Trump and Trump = what's-left-of-their-career suicide), Pedo wants to make it into one of his campaign rallies.

Yeah, THERE’S a great idea. Anyone recall his incredibly shrinking crowd sizes? The wide blocks of empty bleachers? The photoshopped crowd shots? The Craigslist ads for seat-fillers? All those people leaving after an hour of his bizarre, incoherent ramblings, incessant self-pitying whining, and bellyaching?

….it’s also becoming increasingly common as observers at Trump’s rallies have noted both empty seats and people departing early, often while he’s carrying on about sharks, windmills and Hannibal Lecter. (source) 

Will Pedo’s dwindling cult show up in DC to watch the crazy old man shit his pants and yell at clouds for two hours? Do they want to watch him do the double jerk-off dance to a recording of YMCA again? I mean, if you’ve seen it once…

How ‘bout that Kennedy Center business? He closed it down for two years supposedly for renovations but, seriously, we all know it was because nobody wanted to be featured there after he forced himself on the joint and plastered his name above JFK’s. Pedo gleefully, dictatorially desecrated a memorial to an enormously well respected president who was murdered while in office and then had a hissy fit when there was pushback.

Those “two years” (no doubt similar to his “two weeks”) the Center would be shut down? That was entirely about ducking the embarrassing reality of not being able to get anyone worthwhile to perform there. The Kennedy Center had to be shuttered until he was out of office. Any renovations that might have been done would have been a total scam. He would’ve been funneling payments into his own pockets the whole time.

Which makes me wonder, how much in kickbacks is he making off the reflecting pool repair and paint desecration job? And how much did he make when he turned the Rose Garden into a third-rate mall food court?

Oh and that birthday cage fight he’s having for himself on the South Lawn, I understand that some of the UFC fighters are starting to back out. 

Sean Strickland declined, saying: 

“So, if there was some kind of inclusion for fans, it’d be more … but like, just to go hang out with the f—ing Epstein list? I’m good, dog. I’m good, dude.”

Brandon Royval: 

"I don’t give a f--- about any of our political figures right now, and it's like to fight in front of them seems like some f---ing ‘Hunger Games’ type of f---ing s---. I don’t give a f--- to fight in front of some f---ing billionaires and rich people that could give a s--- less about me."

Tom Aspinwal puts it straight up and diplomatically: 

"Mate, it’s just boring. So boring. I don’t even have a comment."

Maybe Pedo could just have some of his loyal lapdogs get in the cage instead? I mean, I think the Valhalla household would def consider Pay Per View access for the following bouts:

• JDouche Vance vs the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Couches 
• Lindsey Graham vs Lindsey Graham
• Stephen Nosferatu Miller vs a vial of holy water and a clove of garlic
• Moses Johnson vs Holy Mike Pence (WHICH spineless jellyfish will TRIUMPH?!)
• Kegseth vs a bottle of Stoli
• Cruella De Noem vs a pack of wirehaired pointer puppies bent on revenge
• Former AG Bleach Blondi vs Special Counsel Jack Smith (It’ll be a fucking surgical blood bath!)
• Former Intelligence Secretary Tulsi Gabbard vs Kamala Harris (surgical blood bath chapter II) 
• Education Secretary Linda McMahon and pro-wrestling exec vs an elderly sloth (this will be a spelling contest and my money’s on the sloth.)
• MarkWayneJimBobFloydCleetus Mullin vs a broken rake
• RFK Jr. vs a rampaging horde of torch wielding, insanely angry pork tapeworms, hellbent on payback for his unlawful imprisonment of their larvae in his diseased, filthy brain.
• And finally, we'll bring Jeff Epstein back from the dead so he can go up against every woman that he trafficked, raped, molested, said a mean word to or looked at funny when they were helpless girls, AND their lawyers. He will be alone, unrepresented.

I'm just asking but, gee willikers folks, didn’t Pedo win EVERY swing state? Shouldn’t he be a little bit popular? I mean, is it normal for a country’s leader to be so desperately hated? Do 70% of Israelis hate Netanyahu? Do the vast majority of Russians despise Putin? Is Kim Jong-un unpopular in North Korea? Can we trust popularity polls in a dictatorship? 

Inquiring mind here and shit.

At this point, if Pedo really wants live music at his humiliating ME Fest, he’s gonna have to go with his faithful, elderly Z-listers, “Kid” Rock and The Nuge (if he’s still alive) and then maybe even actually pay them.

Badly Glitching Robots

Why does he stand like Rosie from the Jetsons? Is he a badly glitching robot? Was he created in a lab by one of Leon or Bozo’s ill-paid, worked half to death, slapdash tech teams? Will Trump blow up soon like one of their rockets?

When they go low, we go high” was a catastrophic misunderstanding of how to fight fascists. These people live on fear, pageantry, dominance, and borrowed menace. What they cannot survive is mockery. Call Stephen Miller an ugly fuck. Mock Trump’s orange rotisserie tan. Laugh at RFK’s haunted bronchial gargle. Strip the costume off. Make them ridiculous, because they are.
~ Lyle Fass 

What is psychopathy?

Psychopathy is a neuropsychiatric disorder marked by deficient emotional responses, lack of empathy, and poor behavioral controls, commonly resulting in persistent antisocial deviance and criminal behavior. (source) 

Sound like anyone you know? A President of the United States perhaps?

Some examples of the traits of psychopaths:

• Glibness/superficial charm (if you can call his middle school level bullying insults “charm,” yeah sure)
• Grandiose sense of self-worth (obvs)
• Need for stimulation/prone to boredom
• Pathological lying (if his mouth is open, he’s lying)
• Conning/manipulative (that’s his whole brand)
• Lack of remorse or guilt
• Callous/lack of empathy
• Parasitic lifestyle
• Poor behavioral controls
• Promiscuous sexual behavior (promiscuous RAPEY behavior – Epstein Island, the teen beauty pageant bullshit, Stormy Daniels, E. Jean Carroll, his own goddamned daughter!!!, etc. etc.)
• Lack of realistic, long-term goals (can you say Iran?)
• Impulsivity (hello Canada and Greenland!)
• Irresponsibility (Iran again!)
• Failure to accept responsibility for one's own actions (Jesus, everything is always Biden’s or Obama’s fault, never his)

Psychopaths rely on their superficial charms and deceit. Their deepest fear is being exposed as the fraudulent, empty, criminal suits they are. Being publicly humiliated shatters the mammoth self-image they desperately need like helium to stay inflated and flying.

With Trump’s belligerent tariff bullying, constant threats of and actual acts of war, the economic devastation brought about on our own country, and the vicious, murderous ongoing assaults by his ICEhole goons, Pedo has become profoundly unpopular around the world and at home.

Even his faithful red states are losing their Trumpy boners. 

The largest declines in net approval highlight just how much ground Trump has lost since taking office.

Wyoming: +47 → +22 (down 25 points)
Kentucky: +23 → 0 (down 23 points)
Nebraska: +18 → -4 (down 22 points)
Alaska: +9 → -12 (down 21 points)
Florida: +9 → -12 (down 21 points)
Oklahoma: +31 → +10 (down 21 points)
Nevada: 0 → -20 (down 20 points)
Maine: -12 → -31 (down 19 points)
Ohio: +8 → -11 (down 19 points)
Utah: +20 → +1 (down 19 points)
(source) 

Did you see? Yesterday, US district judge Christopher Cooper ordered Pedo's name stripped off the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. He ruled that the joint, a memorial, can’t be renamed without an act of Congress. HA HA!

“Congress gave the Kennedy Center its name, and only Congress can change it.”

The judge added: “The Court has concluded that the Board overstepped its statutory bounds by unilaterally renaming the Kennedy Center after President Trump.”
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Cooper also temporarily blocked the center from closing this summer for proposed renovations, two months after Trump announced its two-year closure. (source) 

Pedo naturally had a complete tantrum toddler melt down on his little social media laundry, Truth Toilet. Sadly, this personal disappointment, this cockblocking of his ego hasn’t led to a sudden terminal event. Yet.

Let’s keep this going. Throw more legal challenges at his stupid, ill-conceived Soviet style, raggedy Rococo, nouveau douche, Epstein Ballroom. Let’s make damn sure he can’t put up his masturbatory Arc de Trump too. These monuments to one imbecile’s ego would be absurd in the best, most prosperous of times. Now? With inflation soaring due to Pedo’s wars of choice in Iran and Venezuela, his tariff horseshit, and other horrific blunderings –the very idea of these self-glorifying erections is violently obscene.

The best offense and defense (besides going after him with a laser focused, Godzilla sized team of lawyers) is to mock him widely, incessantly, and massively. Everywhere he turns, he should see how little, how inconsequential he is. Along with his team of ball gargling renfields, he’s made himself this annoying, unwanted, and ridiculous.

Speaking of ball garglers – Stephen Miller totally looks like a mad scientist tried to grow a person from expired mayonnaise, wet tissue and distilled resentment. Every time Miller speaks, a half dead mosquito flies out of an old, dented, metal filing cabinet. Intelligence passes by him but can’t find a reason to stop for a visit. Death walks in but can only shrug and wonder “what’s the point.” In the end, all that remains is a haunted, moldy potato in a suit. 

White Trash America

Construction crews have begun the next step in the white trashification of the White House. They’re building a “cage” on the lawn for an Ultimate Fighting Championship event which will be part of Pedo’s “Great American State Fair” – the Freedom 250 extravaganza.

I hear the concert series portion of the 16 day event, announced with an array of big, BIG 🙄 performers (i.e not the usual losers seen with Pedo), is turning into the Great American Shit Show.

At least seven of the nine performers – people like Martina McBride, Morris Day and The Time, The Commodores, and Young MC have already backed out. Why? Turns out they were misled.

The artists were never told about any political involvement with the event. And despite the claims by the organizers that the event is nonpartisan, SPIN magazine describes it as ‘Trump-backed.’ (source) 

Freedom 250 was launched by Pedo late in ‘25. It purposely, deceptively describes itself as a "national, non-partisan organization leading the celebration of our Nation's 250th birthday." Shitzenpantz appointed Keith Krach, who served as an under secretary of state during his first term, as the organization's CEO. Make no mistake, this IS a Trump-backed org and anything to do with Trump is ALL about him.

The goal of the event is to make Dipshit Demento Donnie look magnificent and munificent – the grand impresario, the magnanimous dictator providing his adoring subjects entertainments to celebrate that he allows them to live in his country.

In order to get real, actual talent though, the organizers had to hide the fact that the concert series was a Trump deal. No sane artist wants to be associated with that world destroying, idiot madman. If nothing else, playing on Donnie’s stage is career suicide. At least one group wasn’t even asked about performing – their name was just included on the posters.

Can you say “desperate” kids? Sure ya can.

“Unfortunately, what was presented to us as a celebration of our country has evolved into something much more divisive than what I agreed to be a part of,” the frontman (Bret Michaels) of the band Poison said in a statement on social media.
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The first to drop out, hours after Wednesday’s announcement, was Morris Day, who called his scheduled participation in the summer concert series on Washington DC’s National Mall a baseless “rumor”. 

Later on Wednesday, Young MC posted a message that began: “I have informed my agents that I will not be performing at the Freedom 250 event.” 

“The artists were never told about any political involvement with the event,” he added, before casting doubt on the claim from Freedom 250, the group created by Donald Trump to organize the celebration of the US’s semiquincentennial, that the series was nonpartisan. 

And on Thursday, the Commodores, C+C Music Factory, Martina McBride and Milli Vanilli all either dropped out or expressed surprise that they had ever been booked.  (source) 

Now, if the audience was just Pedo’s halfwit, white trash MAGAts, the planners could’ve put any two-bit talentless hack on stage. Hell, MAGAts’ll cheer and dance to a stack of yodeling turds – e.g. “Kid” Rock, Jason Aldean, Ted Nugent. Why didn’t they book these clowns? Because those barking butt plugs don’t draw the big crowds they’re looking for. Those old boys are crowd repellents.

Optics would be muy, muy bad. A serious embarrassment for Dear Leader.

Vanilla Ice will still be performing. I know. WHO?! Bobby Van Winkle is almost 60-years-old now. His big claim to fame is the song Ice Ice Baby which he wrote when he was 16 – 42 years ago. That’s just ridiculously sad. It reeks of all those pathetic old dudes who still brag about their glory days on the gridiron way back in high school. Bobby can feel reassured that he’s still hip and now – the infamous puppy killer Kristie Noem and undead Stephen Miller enjoyed grooving to his four decade old artistic spewings at Mar-a-Lago on New Years Eve. 

I saw someone describing the White House’s decor as "Temu Versailles.” With the big “wrestling” cage and stands going up out front though, it’s beginning to look more like a traveling carnival had a headlong collision with an ‘80s rapper and a museum dedicated to Liberace, curated by three totally tweaked out meth heads. All of the over-the-top bling, none of the pizzazz.

What can you expect from a man who, as John Oliver put it, looks like a clown made of mummified foreskin and cotton candy.

Shark Jumping

I woke from a dream where there was some major dramatic hoopla going on with the part of my family I’m not often in contact with. At the center of it all was a niece who was, potentially, being lied about. She had supposedly acted badly, deceitfully, nastily towards her siblings, mother, and uncle.

Here’s the thing though, every last one of the players in this scenario has so consistently bent the truth that I’ve learned not to ever take any of their versions of a conversation, event or situation as stone truth. Are they intentionally lying to me? Sometimes. For whatever reasons (guilt, shame, embarrassment?) they feel a need to be deceptive. In other instances, I’m absolutely certain that the semi-fictional concoctions they relate are simply how they see the world – it’s how the world looks to them through the scrim of their life experiences and insecurities.

It’s sad. Also, never knowing what’s real, partially true, and flat-out fantasy is exhausting. I think you can probably understand why I’m not in frequent touch with all of them. Right?

What inspired the dream? I’m betting it’s this administration who cried wolf/assassination attempt 500 too many times. They’ve truly jumped the shark.

Hours after the incident, Trump said in a post on Truth Social that the shooting was another sign the White House needed a “safe and secure space,” such as the ballroom that he is seeking additional funding for.

“The National Security of our Country demands it!” Trump said.

Sure Jan. 🙄

He’s bored with and given up on the BIG WIN in Iran. It’s raining in New Jersey so he can’t golf. He can’t go to Junior’s wedding because: A. It’s not all about him and B. The Bahamas won’t admit adjudicated rapists. What’s a bored, malignant narcissist to do? I know! Let’s stage another assassination drama!

Of course it's also a scam to to get his Epstein Dance Hall/bunker and Arc de Treason paid for with loads of dough left over to fill his off-shore accounts. Also a distraction from:

• His shit poll numbers.
• The fact that he’s in the Epstein files so much they should be called the Trumpstein files.
• His wholly unnecessary, complete, and absolute, bollocking of Iran, Iran, Iran.
• His war on America .
• The murders by his ICEhole goon squad.
• The ICE concentration camps.
• His never-ending theft of OUR tax-payer dollars being used for payoffs and bribes to cronies and other criminals.

Oh and speaking of lying, Pedo’s crew says that Iran agreed to give up its stockpile of highly enriched uranium.

But…

Later Sunday, a senior Iranian source told Reuters that Tehran has not agreed to hand over its highly enriched uranium stockpile. The source said Iran’s nuclear issue was not part of the preliminary agreement with the United States.

“The nuclear issue will be addressed in negotiations for a final agreement and is therefore not part of the current deal. There has been no agreement over Iran’s highly enriched uranium stockpile to be shipped out of the country,” said the source. (source) 

This orange griftosaurus has cried wolf so many times I wouldn't believe it was a real assassination attempt even if zombie John Wilkes Booth and zombie Lee Harvey Oswald teamed up, broke into Mar-a-Lago and chowed down on Donny over the omelet bar. And Obama and Hillary paid for it.

Even if it was real, no one cares anymore. He’s played the drama queen, poor-victim-me card way too many times. We’re all beyond worn out with his reality teevee presidency. Season two of Prez Donnie the Dunce is a total loser and needs to be yanked.

An aside – I wonder, are these guys, the ones hired to play the part of the assassin, made aware that there’s an excellent chance they’re not going to come out of the little panto in one piece? I mean, are they warned and paid up front so they can make sure any loved ones are taken care of in the aftermath? Do they sign a contract? Probably not. Trump wouldn’t want anything in writing, would he? Plus, he assuredly doesn’t pay in advance and would totally stiff the surviving estate. Just ask E. Jean Carroll – he still hasn’t paid her.

Just let us know when the orange grifting rapist’s dead. K?

Now Epstein’s Ballroom Blitz is playing over and over in my head.

Corpulent Golden Calves

Here’s the short version of the original story, as I understand it. Mind you, I’m no Torah scholar:

After Moses led the Israelites out of slavery in Egypt and that whole crossing of the Red Sea thing, they had to make a pit stop so’s Mo could get more info. Directions and some such.

The crew gets to Mount Sinai — which, looking at a map just now, seems to be smack dab in the middle of fucking nowhere. 

Moses needs to hike up the mountain to chat up G-d, leaving the recently freed slaves at the base, on their own, for 40 days and nights. Not a lot to do out there in Where-the-Fuck-Are-We for over a month. Folks got antsy. ‘Course they did! No cinemas. Zilcho dance clubs. No mini-golf or Dairy Queens. Not even a lame-ass traveling carnival passing by! What’s a huge mass of freshly freed people to do?

The Israelites had to make their own fun. Clearly there were a bunch of creative types in the crew because they managed to sculpt and cast a big-ass golden calf, which they then proceeded to glorify and worship. Weird, eh? MY first inclination, on being stuck in the middle of a desert with nothing to do, would not be to create an oversized sized gold effigy of old Bessie and then start up a religion around her. That’s just odd. I mean, seems a bit disturbed, no? Were there no therapists in the crowd?

Maybe this was their kink? Really, who am I to judge? Nevermind.

An aside — where did all the gold come from? These are ex-slaves, not billionaires fer fuck’s sake. I realize this is a fable, an allegory, not an historical accounting but PLOT HOLE!

In any case, Moses comes down with the Ten Commandments BUT he and G-d are MEGA pissed about this golden calf/new religion/worship business. I mean, C’MON, I thought we had a thing going on! Weren't we going steady?

Long story short, a LOT of people died (like thousands) and stone tablets of laws got broken because Mo had a big-ass hissy fit. He had to go back up Sinai for more tablets. Time was wasted.

Moral of the story? Don’t go building gold statues of dumb animals and then start worshipping them. Especially don’t do that just because you’re bored and impatient for some promised pie-in-the-sky afterlife with streets of gold, perfect weather, no 9-5 job with shitty bennies, and, in Heaven, you’re always a size eight (even after binging on Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia). You know who promises you shit like that? Grifters and time-share salesmen (I know, same/same).

Do Republicans and Christofascists (again, same/same) actually read and understand the bible they’re always thumping so fucking hard? FUCK NO! That’s how we get this timeline’s 15 foot tall golden heifer (20’ with pedestal).

Some god grifter evangelical pastor named Mark Burns, speaking at the unveiling/blessing ceremony, hilariously and without a trace of self-awareness stated ‘this is not a golden calf.’ 

OH but it most assuredly is, you weaselly little flimflam-man! You know, it pretty much gives away the whole entire con when you have to come out and say “nuh-huh, it’s totally NOT a false idol!!! REALLY!”

Here are some funny bits about the golden heifer from the artist hired to create the mess.

• The people commissioning the cow were crypto bros and a Republican strategist. Not exactly trustworthy, respectable members of society.
• They demanded that Pedo’s labia majora by way of turkey wattle neck be ixnayed.
• His considerable rontundatudedness needed to be slimmed down.
• Unsurprisingly, Pedo’s renfieldian golden heifer sourcers 'delayed' payment (trying to stiff the sculptor no doubt!) so long that Cottrill said he eventually had to hold the statue ransom to get his money.

“‘You were supposed to make these payments nearly a year ago. I can’t trust you to do that,'” Cottrill told his wealthy patrons, according to the Times. “So I held the statue. I put it in an undisclosed location and said it won’t be delivered until the final payments have been made.”

When asked if Cottrill would ever be willing to work with the Trump bunch again, he unleashed a response with plenty of expletives.

“Once somebody has shown that they can’t be trusted to do what they say,” he added, “you don’t work with them anymore.” (source) 

Can you tell that Pedo’s bored with Iran? It wasn’t the big easy win for him — he’s losing bigly. Until he finds his next windmill to tilt at, the next target for his misplaced venomous ire, he’s shifting back to hilariously self-aggrandizing, gaudy gold painted, self-tributes.

I wonder if the course of narcissism through the ages would have been any different had Narcissus first peered into a cesspool. He probably did. 
~ Frank O'Hara

'Sup?

I’ve been down and out with, what I’m guessing is, a cold for the past few days. I HATE this shit. In the immortal words of Jesse Ventura, pro wrestler, actor, AND the former governor of Minnesota, I AIN’T GOT TIME TO BLEED! 

I’m not actually bleeding. I’ve just been napping a LOT, not exercising or even reading. Astoundingly, I haven’t felt like eating – AT ALL. That was a true shocker – I’m always up for a snacky. I’ve basically just been a lump. How utterly lame. 

Being ill from something as piffling as a simple cold sets back my rehab/recovery efforts (from all those past surgeries) and my attempts to stay reasonably functional given my age and general health. This morning I’m feeling a wee bit better though. This means I’ll be getting back on the workout train with the knowledge that the cold has cost me, probably, a month’s worth of my hard won progress. Motherfucker.

Here’s something I came across in one of my rare waking moments over the past few days – posts in The Independent about Epstein’s Zorro Ranch in New Mexico. That’s not really on the radar in US news. I’ve undoubtedly said this before, news is being censored, suppressed, blocked here. If it wasn’t for bystanders recording videos on their cellphones would we even know about Renee Good and Alex Pretti? No. We would not.

Luciano Garbati, Medusa

So, Zorro Ranch was Epstein Island on land. I wonder how often our Pedo Prez flew out to catch some Southwest rape action.

In an episode of 60 Minutes Australia, New Mexico’s Democrat congresswoman Melanie Stansbury said that one alleged victim who’d been invited to a party at the ranch has described “multiple young men... raped at the ranch in front of him after he was drugged”.
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There have been rumours for years that the paedophile financier Jeffrey Epstein used his sprawling ranch and remoteness to conceal his child sex-trafficking operations. Then there was a much-reported but never-proven story that Epstein also discussed a plan to impregnate multiple women at the ranch to spread his DNA and wanted to use it as a “baby ranch” for a sick eugenics experiment.
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…the most chilling detail was the sender’s claim that two foreign girls had been murdered and buried "in the hills" surrounding the compound. The victims, he said, had died during "rough, fetish sex" involving strangulation. (source) 

That tip came from a former ranch staffer. The note was sent to the FBI and was apparently never investigated. In 2019 federal prosecutors in New York “requested” that New Mexico end its Zorro Ranch probe. Ultra interesting, no?

Elisabetta Sirani, Timoclea pushing the
Thracian captain who raped her into a well.

Gee, what orange anus pedo was president and an ex-Epstein bestie in 2019…hmmmmm? Who had dirt that needed to stay buried DEEP?

Epstein was one seriously, ultra fucked up, disturbed-o-rama dude – make no mistake about that. Yet even he said, in response to some absurd claim by Larry Summers about Trump not being dangerous:

"recall ive told you ,, I have met some very bad people ,, none as bad as trump.  not one decent cell in his body.. so yes- dangerous.”

In another convo he advised that:

“you might want to tell your dem friends that treating trump like a mafia don, ignores the fact that he has great dangerous power,” Epstein wrote Weingarten on Dec. 20, 2018. “Tightening the noose too slowly, risks a very bad situation. Gambino was never the commander in chief there was little gambino could do as the walls closed in. not so with this maniac.”

AND he said that Trump is:

“borderline insane” and  “Donald is fucking crazy,” (source) 

Again – Trump's one time bestie, who he had offed, said that Trump didn’t have even one decent cell in his body. Yeah, we’re hip. Like totally.

He could blow up the world, he could set off a nuclear Armageddon. He knows he doesn’t have a lot of time left on his clock. He keeps mentioning Heaven – whether he’ll get in or not. Pedo has nothing left to lose, he’s panicked, the walls are closing in, and even his slavering, dimwitted, renfieldian, Fox News couch sitting cabinet can’t keep him calm anymore. 

Maybe Laura Loomer can come in to give him a blowjob each morning and then his valet, good old Walt Nauta, can lead gramps out to the omelet bar. 

Just keep that angry crazy man away from the nuclear football!!!

Good Guys vs Bad Guys

I really want to think of Iran as the good guys – I mean, those LEGO videos are top-notch. They’re totally selling Iran as not the bad guys in this war. 

Just think of how much good, how many races the Dems would win if the  DNC had the creativity, chutzpah, and talent to do something along the LEGO lines.

This is real life though, not some simplistic Hollywood movie with Jedi and the Rebel Alliance versus Darth Vader and the Galactic Empire. Iran is not the Rebel Alliance. The US is most def NOT the Jedi coming to the rescue of an oppressed and beleaguered people.

The judiciary, which announces near-daily executions and arrests of dissidents, and the hardline-dominated parliament were untouched during the war. State television and other media outlets remain directly controlled or influenced by the IRGC or factions like the hardline Front of Islamic Revolution Stability, or Paydari Front, and broadcast state messaging by any means possible, including through artificial intelligence-generated videos. (source) 

You just KNOW the orange shitbag has a wicked stiffy for those daily executions. He can’t understand why HE can’t order those up. 

And JDouche finally gains an ultra tiny bit of popularity – if we can call it that without laughing. 

“Witkoff and Kushner are seen in Tehran as very much aligned with Israel and Netanyahu,” said Alex Vatanka, head of the Iran program at the Middle East Institute. “Why negotiate with these two guys that don’t seem to be the most serious of figures Washington could have sent, and the fact that twice, right after meeting with them, they got bombed? Not only did Witkoff and Kushner not build trust at a time where trust is essential for the process to move forward, they achieved the opposite. (source) 

So, the socially banjaxed couch molester is seen as a preferred negotiator when the only other option is two lying-ass, money-grubbing, on-the-take, incompetent real estate developers. OUCH!

And the Pedophile in Chief keeps pushing his Epstein Memorial Ballroom. He wants taxpayers to pay for it. I’m old but I DO remember him announcing that his Soviet style my-dick’s-bigger-than-yours vanity project would be paid for by private donors – NOT us.

When Trump publicly announced the project on July 31, 2025, he said the ballroom would be funded entirely by private donations, including his own, and pegged the cost at $200 million. He has since doubled that estimate to $400 million and disclosed the names of 37 private donors backing the project.
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A review of federal spending shows that several of the ballroom donors — including Microsoft, Palantir, and Amazon Web Services — receive billions in federal contracts. (source) 

Looks like the donors have already gotten their payoff. Where’d that money go? Trump’s got offshore accounts – bet on it.

In “A stopped clock is right twice a day” news, Prick Scott, the thieving senator from Florida actually said something I agree with (YES, I couldn’t be more stunned):

“I don’t know why you would do it” with taxpayer money “if it’s all funded," said Sen. Rick Scott, R-Fla., a Trump ally and spending hawk.

“We have $39 trillion in debt,” he added. “Maybe we ought to stop spending money.” (source) 

So, it’s Tuesday. The world could totally use a whole fleet of heroes. I could use a full body transplant (EVERYTHING aches today). Apart from the whole going-to-war-thing, I SO want to live in John Scalzi’s Old Man’s War universe where body transplants are a thing.

When your Iran War Is Going SO Bad…..

I mean, it’s going hideously, embarrassingly, shit-your-pants-while-giving-a-book-report-in-5th-grade bad. Don the Con’s found himself self neck-deep in toxically soiled Depends and no one’s coming to bail his capacious ass out. He's burnt WAY too many bridges.

What’s a cretinous, rabid rat, who's grown grotesquely obese on the suffering and lifeblood of others to do?

Dimwit Don’s Epstein Fury distraction buddy has fucked him over good on the ceasefire and continues to bomb the shit out of Lebanon. Why? Apparently Netanyahu was in a solid snit about that ceasefire. He didn’t like it AT ALL. Bibi wanted to bomb more innocents – he wanted to kill more people, spill more blood. So he did. 300 more people died because Donnie’s war bestie Bibi had a temper tantrum

Others have speculated that the attack – without warning and initially hitting more than 100 targets in 10 minutes including in densely populated residential areas in central Beirut – was aimed at undermining the US-Iran ceasefire that many see as being imposed on an unhappy Netanyahu.
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The Israeli strikes came despite the fact that Hezbollah had said it had been “notified of a ceasefire” and had been “committed to it since this morning”, according to Lebanese political sources.
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Netanyahu’s justification for such a horrific attack on civilian centres hours after the ceasefire had been announced appeared thin at least. His boasts about killing an aide to Qassem and his insistence of Israel’s right to continuing striking in Lebanon suggested to some that it was an attempt to act as a spoiler in a ceasefire he had argued against. (source) 

What’s a yutz from Queens gonna do when his back’s against the wall and his buddies are fucking him blind?  

Push the old soft porn model he married out in front of the cameras to lie and humiliate herself. Hey, it’s her turn to play the world’s stupidest human. Except for that empty headed, tone deaf, astoundingly ridiculous, propaganda “documentary,” Pedo’s been driving the technicolor crazy clownshit bus lately.

And sure, we’ll call Bezos' billionaire to billionaire bribe a “documentary.” Of course this just means I’m gonna to start referring to Debbie Does Dallas as serious sports journalism.

Melania claims she wasn’t friends with Epstein or Maxwell. Mel lies about as well as that stupid, orange makeup-plastered, weasel shit factory she’s married to though. In their email exchanges, Maxwell calls Mel "Sweet pea." Dunno about you but I call ALL my very casual acquaintances "Sweet pea." Don't you? 🙄

Melania addressed Ghislaine as “G” and signed off with Love. Kind of belies the whole casual correspondence claim, eh?

Mel says she “never had a relationship” with old Jeffy, the child raping, blackmailing, alleged Israeli spy BUT it’s common knowledge that Donnie and his bestie used to trade women and victimized children back and forth like toys. Who can we believe? Absolutely none of them, that's for damn sure.

The First Heaux said the claims of her relationship with Epstein and Maxwell were “defaming her reputation.”

Oh honey…
A) Her rep’s never been above gutter level. She defamed her own self when she hitched her g-string to the Epstein/Trump child rape, torture, trafficking, and blackmail machine. There’s too many pictures—she can’t successfully lie her way out now. 

B) The most honest thing she's said? “I am not Epstein’s victim.” No shit. She was a willing player. She was fucking her way into fame and fortune. What she got instead was infamy and fortune. Close enough if you’re born without a soul, ethics, or self-respect, I guess.

"The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jeffrey Epstein need to end today.” 

Or what, Babe? 

You know, discovery’s an unforgiving bitch. The Epstein files can and will be opened up more if she continues to make a big fuss and sue. It’s assumed by pretty much everyone around the world that she’s on the game and that Pedo’s just her main client now.

I’m going to bet Iran has the full Trumpstein files and videos. Maybe Mel’s little foot stomping presser is a precursor to a new, nasty, XXX rated LEGO video courtesy of Iran's clever trollworks.

I can't wait! Also, thank you for your attention to this matter.