One possible reason that ShitzenPantz’s levied tariffs on a couple islands full of penguins is this:
He found out that male penguins sit on the eggs (while the wife's out grabbing a meal and shooting the shit with her buds). That’s like TOTALLY, against DEI policy. It's HERESY or some such! The Heritage Foundation must have had a mondo hissy, incel fit. I can imagine them banging on about how this violates some asshole god’s law and whining that all-my-wives-divorced-me-because-I-wouldn’t-change-diapers and other crybaby WHY CAN’T I GET LAID weasel shit.
Anyway...other victims of Trump’s tantrums?
The small Norwegian island and former whaling station of Jan Mayen faces 10% tariffs. No one but the polar bears live there permanently but a few military folks come and go. Jan Mayen has an economy of zero, according to the CIA Factbook, which calls it a “desolate, mountainous” island.
Hit absurdly hard in the Tariff Tantrum is Saint Pierre and Miquelon, a French territory of eight small islands near the Canadian province of Newfoundland. 5,000 people live there. They export “processed crustaceans and shellfish.” Their tariff hit? 50%. Only 20% for France though. Interesting, I’m guessing the orange stooge doesn’t want to be fact checked on camera again by President Macron. Ya know though, Donny MAY have a serious a humiliation kink. Could be.
Would you call what happened today in Stock Market Land a rapid catastrophic disassembly? I mean, isn’t that Musk’s favorite hobby?
Has the two headed ego monster failed to notice that while they try to tank the world they’re burying America. Probably not OR, in their rush to exact revenge on the world for not properly bowing down to them, they just don't care.
US stock markets see worst day since Covid pandemic after investors shaken by Trump tariffs
All three major US stock markets closed down in their worst day since June 2020, during the Covid pandemic. The tech-heavy Nasdaq fell 6%, while the S&P 500 and the Dow dropped 4.8% and 3.9%, respectively. Apple and Nvidia, two of the US’s largest companies by market value, had lost a combined $470bn in value by midday. (source)
Elon’s been pretty quiet. I don’t think it’s occurred to him yet (and maybe never will) that he had everything and, by his own hand—without help, he’s destroyed it. His kingdom’s not completely dead yet, he’s still dangerous but he won’t be able to recover from this stratospheric level of self humiliation.
GOOD!
There a around 40,000,000 penguins in and around the Antarctic. They’re all laughing their wee patooties off at these twin eejits.