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Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Martini Fascist

That's me, by the by.

This beauty has Bombay Sapphire in it BUT there's lemonade and CuraƧao so this is def NOT a martini, no matter what the advertising copy says!

A proper martini is comprised of Sapphire, the slimmest rumor of vermouth and a big fat green olive. If we're gonna get all wild and crazy, the olive is stuffed with jalapenos. That's IT!

Anything else is a cocktail. Chocolate and pomegranate 'martinis' might be 12 shades of grand, yummy as all hell but they aren't martinis. Nope, they are not.

You know...just so you know and all.

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