Tired Of It

A short list of people I’m sick of hearing about.

Bristol Palin—Sarah too for that matter. Why are either in the news? Say-ruh’s over. She’s played out her 15 minutes of fame and then some. I do understand why the Half Term Dingbat made the news though. McCain foisted her idiocy on the nation. The daughter? She’s, amazingly, even more dimwitted, untalented and tool-ish than her mother. Her fame seems to stem from her inability to grasp the concept of birth control.

Duggars. Yes, they’re despicable. All of them. The parents and the child abusing, philandering son are the real standouts though. What can one expect from children of parents like that? Not anything good.

Martin Shkreli. The more I read, the more contemptible he proves himself to be. I’ve stopped reading.

Bill Cosby—I sincerely hope justice is done but, ya know, I don’t need to read any more about him. When I was a kid, I enjoyed the hell out of his comedy albums and the I Spy TV series. That was a long time ago.

Carly Fiorina and Mike Huckabee—maybe different in their virulently pernicious stands and statements but, rilly now, birthed from the same debauched, suppurating boil ridden skin.

I will, as much as possible, abstain from reading any and all future columns on these twats. I cannot say the same for this last vile slab of steroidal maggot infected flesh.

Trump. 

Not speaking of him or hearing about him sounds grand BUT he could actually be the next president. We can no longer consider him just an ugly joke candidate.  While triking around town yesterday, I passed a house with a huge Trump for prez sign in their very large picture window. Wow. Like Reagan, who I always thought was a joke until he won and won big, Trumps’s not going away.

Also too, what better way to advertise to the world that you’re an arrogant, cement-brained, humankind hating racist with poor anger control than to have a big Trump sign in your front window.

On another tired of it note—you know a phrase has utterly expired when an ultra wealthy, failing prez candidate uses it.

Jeb was asked, on Wednesday about the Ohio courts non-indictment of the two cops in the murder of 12-year-old Tamir Rice.

He responded first with:

“I think that Chicago has a lot of work to do to rebuild trust. The level of violence is abhorrent,”

The interviewer pointed out that, no, that was the police shooting of Quintonio Legrier and Bettie Jones in Chicago. Tamir Rice was in Cleveland.

Jebs reaction?
"Oh I'm sorry. My bad," he said.

Remember this if you ever find yourself with this expression on your lips.