Glitz and Garbage

Proposed White House ballroom/East Wing replacement

As you know, the only White House business that Stinky’s truly focused on is the Mar-a-Lago-ization of the White House (everything else can be left to Stephen Miller and the Project 2025 authors). Failure Fart’s in the process of transforming the people’s house into a cheesy, gold painted filigree covered, gaudy-to-the-point-of-vulgarity, overcooked mess. Except, of course, for the occasions when he’s paving over gardens and lawns and making American flag sewer grates. Classy. That's right up there with stars and stripes jock straps and bikinis.

Ballroom at Mar-a-Lago

 

I have naming ideas for the $200mil, 900 square foot grossly ostentatious, utterly inelegant ballroom that Stinky is set to have built in place of the White House’s east wing (supposedly paid for out of his own pocket... HAH!...with other buckos coming from “donors” – i.e., bribers and people looking to launder some filthy lucre). He’s allegedly going after Louis XIV details with a Hall of Mirrors at Versailles look. At his tacky Florida golf motel, he managed to nail a total Temu version or maybe he’s just hit a cheap gold painted Victorian bordello vibe instead.

Names though – I found a couple of these on Threads (credit to Anna Zarves).

• Epstein Memorial Ballroom 

• Don & Jeff’s Ghizzateria

• Epstein $$$$ Laundromat and Y – This is the place where the Village People are always on tap with Dancin’ Donny center stage doing his infamous double jerk-off dance.

• Bribery Ballroom 

• Marie Antoinette Hall

• The Ingénue Room

• The Perv Pavilion – What?! 

• Pedo Palace – Too obvious?

• Sellout Salon

• MAGA Manor

• Gamine Grove

• Wood Hall

• White Power Lyceum

• The Laundry Room 

Also, a new name for the January 6 insurrection? The Pedo Putsch. Appropriate, no?

Ballroom Blitz – Sweet
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You’ve doubtless read about the Texas Democratic House Reps who left the state in order to prevent the Trump ordered gerrymandering of five Democratic held seats. Yep, those Texas Trump renfields are determined to yeet the will of voters they don't like clean out of existence. The Dems left to fight for, to preserve, democracy.

What does Pervy Mikey Johnson leave DC to prevent voting for? He called an early summer recess to avoid a vote on releasing the details of the investigations into Jeffrey Epstein and his island's visitors.  

So, House Dems are standing up for democracy and Republicans are standing up to protect pedophiles – got it.

Jesse Duquette

Governor Abbott, the man who razor wired the Rio Grande – maiming and killing people (including children), has puffed himself up and threatened to arrest the Texas patriots. Attorney Gerald A. Griggs Sr, of Atlanta, Georgia, explains why Abbottoir actually can’t do that:

Greg Abbott does NOT have the authority to jail Texas state reps for leaving the state. Here's why:

Let’s be clear: breaking quorum is not a crime. It’s a civil legislative violation, not a criminal offense. No one can be jailed simply for leaving the state to deny a quorum in the Texas House.

Texas House rules allow for fines and civil penalties—like the $500-per-day fine Republicans have imposed. But jail? That’s a different story. The Governor can’t just lock up legislators.

Gov. Greg Abbott is threatening removal from office or using law enforcement to compel lawmakers back. But the Texas Constitution does NOT give him unilateral power to arrest duly elected members for political protest.

Attorney General Ken Paxton has talked tough about “arresting absentees,” but similar threats were made during the 2021 walkout—and Texas courts refused to enforce them. History is repeating itself. (source) 

Blowhards gotta blow though.