It's All in the DNA

Where does Trump come from? Who are his people. Let’s just have a look-see at who he resembles. Think of all the valuable intel we'll gain through our observations!

Trump and Jabba the Hut – obvious resemblance don'cha think? Cousins maybe?
Did you know? There’s a Jabba the Hut “action figure.” Wouldn’t it be more accurate to call it an inaction figure? All he did was give orders for others to carry out his vile thoughts. Much like Trump, eh?

Will there be a Trump action figure now? If so, will his tiny plastic self be all svelte and studly unlike reality? That Joss Whedon show Dollhouse comes to mind. Did you ever see it? The show is, at heart, an exploration of identity – who are we and how'd we get like this?

The story follows Echo (Eliza Dushku), a "doll" or "Active" for the Los Angeles "Dollhouse", one of several fictional facilities, called "Houses", run by a company which hires out human beings to wealthy clients. These "engagements" range from romantic interludes to high-risk criminal enterprises. Each Active has their original memories wiped and exists in a childlike blank state until programmed via the insertion of new memories and personalities for each mission. (source)

Specifically, I’m thinking of the ep where a rich mobster dude (LIKE Trump!) was having his incorporeal being transferred into a new, fit, young bod. He did this serially – as soon as he’d stretched out and fucked up the one he was in (with overeating/drinking, smoking and other sorts of abuse) he'd "hire" a new skinsuit. Dude treated the bodies he inhabited as disposable.

Yeah, what a dick. (by the by, loved this show!)

Back to Star Wars though – Carrie Fisher’s response to censorious parents re: that metal bikini – the director’s gift to teen boys everywhere – was fabulous!

"To the father who flipped out about it, 'What am I going to tell my kid about why she’s in that outfit?' Tell them that a giant slug captured me and forced me to wear that stupid outfit, and then I killed him because I didn’t like it. And then I took it off. Backstage." (source)

How about Melania? Will she ever have a moment like that? I kinda doubt it. She was a soft porn model before she ever met the Trumpanzee. Nothin’ wrong with that but, unlike Fisher, Mellie's got no prob being objectified and kept like a pet. We all make our own choices — hers came with a big, fat paycheck.

Notice the resemblance between this blob fish and Trump. A blob fish has no muscles. Trump has no apparent muscles either. I suppose you can tell them apart by color. Trump’s the traffic cone colored one. OH but wait! There’s an orange blob fish so Trump isn’t the only Cheeto hued creature on the planet!

Trump looks rather like Roz from Monsters, Inc. sans the cool glasses. I think Roz is probably more pleasant – certainly less monstrous.

Have you noticed that Trump bears a stunning resemblance to an older, fatter, even more homely Biff from Back to the Future. In fact, apparently the greedheaded, dimwitted, bullying Biff was based on Trump!

In an interview with the Daily Beast, trilogy co-writer Bob Gale revealed that the surly Biff was inspired by real estate mogul and Republican presidential contender Donald Trump. (source)

Waddya know.

Jabba the Hut's cousin? Descended from blob fish? The model for both Roz AND Biff? Remember, it is irresponsible not to speculate.