Kee-Rist, I’m Boring

Things with more pizzazz than me lately:

• Mashed white potatoes sans ALL – no butter, no milk, NO red pepper flakes, NO cheddar cheese or gravy OR salt.
• Brown UPS uniforms.
• Working at a job where you do nada but data entry in a cube farm.
• Stale Wonder Bread – ya know, it tastes like soft, moist, white NOTHING, has the texture of shredded cotton balls and, when stale, you can’t even roll pieces it into little hard balls to throw for Rover or Fluffy to chase.
• Watching a chess match.
• Driving through Nebraska.
• Doctor waiting rooms with only years old copies of Good Housekeeping, Ladies Home Journal and Golf Digest and NO WiFi.
• TeeVee shopping channels.
• 93 south during rush hour.

Ok, maybe it’s just that I’M bored. Fuck man, I’m three and a half weeks post op and I STILL can’t fly like Superman. Honest to Bast, WHAT. THE. FUCK!

Yes, I WILL quit kvetching (HONEST..mebbe) but, ya know, it’s been too long since I’ve been able to wander around taking odd snaps. I’ve got a backlog of three paintings that I want/need to start and two in progress that call to me, daily, “work on me MORE, finish me!”

Poor dears.

What’s that you say? Have patience? Bloody fucking hell, I already gotta be patient for

• A scientifically proven effective and safe (NOT Idiot Boy Trump endorsed) vaccine.
• I have to be patient about my next brain biz (next MRI isn’t until November). More surgery or will I qualify for the Phase Three trial of the new wonder drug/treatment?
• November third and January 20th aren’t gonna get here soon enough.
• I ordered new slippers and escapist sci-fi books and none of them will get here soon enough because that severely misnamed dumbfuckian DeJoy is dismantling the postal system at his rabid weasel shit brained top’s behest.

OK, this just came to mind—maybe all of 45’s relationships are based in S&M. He’s often the bottom (and a gargantuan one at that).
Examples?

The Dictators:

• Vlad (the Impaler) Putin
• Xi Jinping
• Kim Jong Un
• Rodrigo Duterte
• Abdel-Fattah el-Sissi
• Recep Tayyip Erdogan

Strong women:

• Nancy Pelosi
• Stormy Daniels
• Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
• Kamala Harris
• Tammy Duckworth

Hells bells, even his male order porn model birther wife tops him.

Who does Fuckface von Clownstick top (in real life versus that drug addled, grossly deteriorated excuse for a mind) ?

• Barking nutso, cousin fucking Rudy Giuliani
• Mike (Dense) Pence whose head, shoulders and torso are so far up 45’s capacious ass, he speaks out of the Orange Menace’s man boobs.
• Ted-please call my wife a dog and my father a JFK assassination enabler again-Cruz 

And the rest of his sycophantic, criminal crew.

So yeah, I’m totes convinced that Preznint Treasonnweasel is WAY into S&M – usually in the Sub role but desperately wishing he was a Dom. Everbody's gotta have a dream. Good luck with yours, Spanky.