How will YOU celebrate?

Yes, yezzzzz, I’m fully aware that there is an obscene amount of repair work to be done and it won’t happen magically, the very second Biden/Harris are sworn in. BUT, at fucking last, clean-up on aisle America CAN be started, at noon TODAY.

I know the lunatic, brainjaxed, freeDUMB screaming, entitlement rocking, white supremacist, fuckwads won’t be going away just because their Dear Leader is gone. MAYBE, and I sure as fuck hope this'll happen, they’ll at least begin to crawl back under their rocks.

I’m sure the perspective-free extremist jackals have already crashed through the starting gate to accuse the Biden/Harris admin of being SOCIALISTS and pedos (on the ‘right’ it’s all about projection). I figure the Purity Posse, the Bros – the other side of the extremist coin, are on a Biden/Harris-are-one-percenter-capitalist-cops tear. I intend to publicly laugh at and mock these yahoos. I mean, fer fucks sake, after four years of the astoundingly dim-fucking-witted and radically abusive Orange Asshole administration I’m DONE with taking any of these twats seriously.

Everyone wants the power and the glory but few want or have the ability, to do the hard, grubby work of governing this HUGE, ultra diverse nation in a smart, egalitarian manner. Diaper Don and his entire admin proved they don't have dime's worth of competence between them.

Enough ranting though. We now have the White House, the House of Reps AND the Senate. With Warnock and Ossoff’s wins, Moscow Mitch lost his ability to obstruct and defy the will of the people. I AM thrilled! For the first time in four years, I feel I can breathe out, release a vast portion of the electric tension sprinting through my veins. I no longer feel as though I need to fear so much for my life.

Tonight us Valhallans will watch Mandalorian, sip flutes of Prosecco with pretty floating raspberries and snarf sushi and tempura. I expect at least one of us (*cough* me) will break out in a rousing chorus of Ding Dong The Witch is Dead.

I won’t be doomscrolling anymore, in fear of missing warnings of the coming/growing trumpocalypse. Nope, my scrolling will now be strictly for pet antics, interesting art and art columns and, of course, the odd schadenfreude (such as the decline and fall of a pair of skank faced, heinous, pandering grifters).

YEA! How will YOU be celebrating?