Pizzas and Possible Werewolves

Remember that Pizzagate conspiracy theory? You know, the one where Hillary Clinton was running a child sex trafficking ring out of the basement of a pizza shop (that didn’t have a basement)?

Given all the high level Trump friends, donors, advisors, and other assorted Republican lawmakers regularly caught out abusing children or otherwise being all rapey and running international pedophile clubs, you’d *think*  they’d stop drawing attention to their own crimes and filthy laundry but NOOOOOO. The dimbulbed pervs keep getting up on their soapboxes, preaching hate and being attention whores.

Isn’t it human nature to want to know more about bullying bastards? Who are these people who cast judgement and make laws about my rights? Who are these right wing tools who terrorize and kidnap powerless innocents?

I’m thinking that ICE agents and MAGAts in general are all part of some big pedo ring – the very one they keep projecting on Dems. Look at the head of their cult. Trump is starting wars in Blue states and not just because we didn’t vote for him. Why? He wasn’t just a frequent flyer on the Lolita Express – I’m suggesting he was Epstein’s business partner in blackmail. Maybe it's also about reinstituting slavery.

I mean, that is NOT so far-fetched is it?

Related, I understand that Speaker Mike Johnson has a Grindr account and it’s the least surprising thing about 2025. Grindr, in case you didn’t know, is the gay dating app that famously slows and often crashes due to heavy traffic during big Republican events. Fer instance Charlie Kirk’s memorial in Glendale Arizona and the 2024 Milwaukee Republican National Convention. Johnson’s account though – the man touts himself as a big ol’ het christian family man. He’s straighter than arrows, John Wayne, Mormons and uncooked spaghetti. 

A dude on TikTok, using the name handle @razzledazzlemo, is having a real problem with super het Mikey’s refusal to swear in Democratic Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalv. Okay, Mikey hasn’t specifically refused so much as he’s doing everything (recesses, vacays) he can to slow walk her being sworn in (which would trigger the vote on the release of the Epstein files).

@razzledazzlemo, claims to have screenshots, IP data, and a selfie that will allegedly prove that the Grindr account is indeed Johnson’s and that his demands are all in an effort to get the government to release the Jeffrey Epstein files.
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The anonymous man posted a video to TikTok giving Johnson until Wednesday to swear in newly elected Arizona representative Grijalva or he “will release your Grindr profile and your IP address. I bring receipts bitch. You’re not going to sit there and actively work against LGBTQ+ rights and Democracy. It is treason.” (source) 

Will Johnson take one for Trump? Will he fall on his sword?

Interestingly and unsurprisingly, TikTok removed @razzledazzlemo’s original post. He’s posted since then saying that he’s safe and has discussed his situation with a team of lawyers. He’s also backed up the information multiple times and has shared it with other people. Seems like folks understand that Trumpublicans play by Putin’s rules. NO one on the left should be walking by open windows or accepting food or open drinks from a Republican. 

I only mention it BUT seems like Trump vanishes for a week every 28 days. What’s up with that? 

There’s a med out now that’s administered monthly for people with early Alzheimer's who have mild cognitive impairment or mild dementia. It slows Alzheimer's progression. This could be a possibility. Given Prez Pedo's “speeches” (AKA ramblings and rants) though, I don’t know that “mild” applies to him.

If he IS getting Kisunla/Donanemab, it’s well past time to 25th amendment his rotting ass. Duh!

Maybe we should first check to see if the disappearances are coinciding with full moons. Possibly he’s just wolfing out somewhere – eating rural townsfolk. Probably MAGAts so…no loss.