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Sunday, May 24, 2026

Shark Jumping

I woke from a dream where there was some major dramatic hoopla going on with the part of my family I’m not often in contact with. At the center of it all was a niece who was, potentially, being lied about. She had supposedly acted badly, deceitfully, nastily towards her siblings, mother, and uncle.

Here’s the thing though, every last one of the players in this scenario has so consistently bent the truth that I’ve learned not to ever take any of their versions of a conversation, event or situation as stone truth. Are they intentionally lying to me? Sometimes. For whatever reasons (guilt, shame, embarrassment?) they feel a need to be deceptive. In other instances, I’m absolutely certain that the semi-fictional concoctions they relate are simply how they see the world – it’s how the world looks to them through the scrim of their life experiences and insecurities.

It’s sad. Also, never knowing what’s real, partially true, and flat-out fantasy is exhausting. I think you can probably understand why I’m not in frequent touch with all of them. Right?

What inspired the dream? I’m betting it’s this administration who cried wolf/assassination attempt 500 too many times. They’ve truly jumped the shark.

Hours after the incident, Trump said in a post on Truth Social that the shooting was another sign the White House needed a “safe and secure space,” such as the ballroom that he is seeking additional funding for.

“The National Security of our Country demands it!” Trump said.

Sure Jan. 🙄

He’s bored with and given up on the BIG WIN in Iran. It’s raining in New Jersey so he can’t golf. He can’t go to Junior’s wedding because: A. It’s not all about him and B. The Bahamas won’t admit adjudicated rapists. What’s a bored, malignant narcissist to do? I know! Let’s stage another assassination drama!

Of course it's also a scam to to get his Epstein Dance Hall/bunker and Arc de Treason paid for with loads of dough left over to fill his off-shore accounts. Also a distraction from:

  • His shit poll numbers.
  • The fact that he’s in the Epstein files so much they should be called the Trumpstein files.
  • His wholly unnecessary, complete, and absolute, bollocking of Iran, Iran, Iran.
  • His war on America .
  • The murders by his ICEhole goon squad.
  • The ICE concentration camps.
  • His never-ending theft of OUR tax-payer dollars being used for payoffs and bribes to cronies and other criminals.

Oh and speaking of lying, Pedo’s crew says that Iran agreed to give up its stockpile of highly enriched uranium.

But…

Later Sunday, a senior Iranian source told Reuters that Tehran has not agreed to hand over its highly enriched uranium stockpile. The source said Iran’s nuclear issue was not part of the preliminary agreement with the United States.

The nuclear issue will be addressed in negotiations for a final agreement and is therefore not part of the current deal. There has been no agreement over Iran’s highly enriched uranium stockpile to be shipped out of the country,” said the source. (source

This orange griftosaurus has cried wolf so many times I wouldn't believe it was a real assassination attempt even if zombie John Wilkes Booth and zombie Lee Harvey Oswald teamed up, broke into Mar-a-Lago and chowed down on Donny over the omelet bar. And Obama and Hillary paid for it.

Even if it was real, no one cares anymore. He’s played the drama queen, poor-victim-me card way too many times. We’re all beyond worn out with his reality teevee presidency. Season two of Prez Donnie the Dunce is a total loser and needs to be yanked.


An aside – I wonder, are these guys, the ones hired to play the part of the assassin, made aware that there’s an excellent chance they’re not going to come out of the little panto in one piece? I mean, are they warned and paid up front so they can make sure any loved ones are taken care of in the aftermath? Do they sign a contract? Probably not. Trump wouldn’t want anything in writing, would he? Plus, he assuredly doesn’t pay in advance and would totally stiff the surviving estate. Just ask E. Jean Carroll – he still hasn’t paid her.

Just let us know when the orange grifting rapist’s dead. K?

Now Epstein’s Ballroom Blitz is playing over and over in my head.

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