Spontaneous Combustion, Bad Muppets. etc.

I came across this post on Substack yesterday, The Woman Who Burned From the Inside: What Forensic Science Actually Says About Spontaneous Human Combustion by Isa Grant. Fascinating! It’s the stuff of Twilight Zone, X-Files, and Stranger Things type shows only these stories really happened. These people actually existed.

There’s Mary Reeser of St. Petersburg, Florida. All that was left of her were ashes, a shrunken skull, her backbone, and her left foot, still in its unburnt slipper.

 Soot surrounded the area, but only her chair, a side table, and a portion of the wall had been burned. Plastic objects near her had been softened. A clock sat intact, stopped at 4:20 a.m. (source) 

George Mott of Crown Point, New York. The heat (from his burning body) melted a television in the room and the contents of the closed fridge. Much of the bedding was fine though. There was a box of wooden matches a few feet from the bed – they didn’t ignite. Weird.

Mental Floss has five additional strange spontaneous human combustion tales. 

I have to ask, could these have have been caused by:

• freak encounters with wandering balls of lightning? I mean, they are known to go off leash occasionally.
• an ifrit from the jinn, who got lost on his way to Albuquerque, accidentally ignited these people’s internal organs? Hey, it happens!
• Marvin the Martian, who, in his effort to conquer and destroy the Earth (because it blocks his view of Venus), is eliminating humans in a truly inefficient manner. No one ever said Marv was a bright boy.

Regarding Krazy Kash ...
A brill link was dropped in a comment on my post Which Side Are You On. It’s to a song by Allison Moon called Who is The Animal Fucker, Kash? Here’s a snippet of the lyrics. Go to the site and give a listen! I wish I could hear it. (deaf here, remember?)

34 states still marry children
Stamp the licence call it law
No law degree required by Constitution
For the federal bench at all

But the clerk who briefs the judge
Better finish law school first
Tell me how the people under judgment
Got the standards in reverse

45 states elect prosecutors
46 elect the sheriff
In most states a coroner need not be a doctor
To investigate how you perished

Who set the bar?
Who drew the hiring line?
Who hands out Power?
Who calls a résumé ‘fin

Meanwhile, back in Bad Muppet Land ...

I only mention it but the Streisand Effect will soon become known as/be updated to the Ed Sheeran Effect.

In trying to remain so damn apolitical, neutral, generically pleasing and inoffensive to all he’s dropped a metric fuck-ton of cement blocks on the balance beam. The floodlights are on big and bright and they're showing up every pore, pimple, pit, and ingrown hair. It's not pretty.

Dunno if there’s anyone without an opinion on Israel’s genocide of Palestine at this point. We may not all be up on the history or all the nuances but we can see the body counts, the dead children, the cities reduced to rubble. We can all read the reports of the aid workers and doctors who’ve been targeted and killed by drones. We know Palestinians are being purposely starved.

And Ed the muppet bowed down to his buddy Bob Kraft and the head of his tour management company, Casey Wasserman, both of whom are in the Epstein files. Ed could have easily come out the hero by telling Kraft to stuff it. Sheeran could have taken his show, as is, to a different set of venues. OR he could have gone BIG and exposed Kraft’s arm twisting mobsterism to the media. THAT would have humiliated Kraft and forced the bully’s hand. Make Kraft say in front of the world that he’s in favor of more dead and starving children.

It seems that once people get some multiple millions in their bank accounts, the memory of belonging to a community, to the human race, fades. Peaceful, supportive coexistence is apparently only desired and encouraged if you’ve got proper amounts of dosh, everyone rocks the same shade of pale, and believes in the same sky daddy and fairy tales.

Also, I must reiterate, Sheeran’s mum fucked muppets. Maybe she could get a job with Krazy Kash’s FBI?