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Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Beach Babies

 Dunno if it's overly warm/steamy/tropical/eight shades of broiling/incandescently insufferable where you are but here, on the coast of New England, it's hotter than:
  • two rats doin' the nasty in a wool sock. 
  • two middle age crazy goats in a pepper patch.
  • a four balled tomcat.
  • Hades on Date Night
  • a whore house on nickel night.
  • a pair of sweat pants full of Lava Hot Scorpion Barbecue Sauce.
Ah, you get the idea. And yes, I know that I'm a big weeny about the heat. It's why I live here and not in the South. OK...one reason.

We spent the morning at Nantasket.  Now it's time to hit our own little patch of beach. 

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