When your Iran War Is Going SO Bad…..

I mean, it’s going hideously, embarrassingly, shit-your-pants-while-giving-a-book-report-in-5th-grade bad. Don the Con’s found himself self neck-deep in toxically soiled Depends and no one’s coming to bail his capacious ass out. He's burnt WAY too many bridges.

What’s a cretinous, rabid rat, who's grown grotesquely obese on the suffering and lifeblood of others to do?

Dimwit Don’s Epstein Fury distraction buddy has fucked him over good on the ceasefire and continues to bomb the shit out of Lebanon. Why? Apparently Netanyahu was in a solid snit about that ceasefire. He didn’t like it AT ALL. Bibi wanted to bomb more innocents – he wanted to kill more people, spill more blood. So he did. 300 more people died because Donnie’s war bestie Bibi had a temper tantrum

Others have speculated that the attack – without warning and initially hitting more than 100 targets in 10 minutes including in densely populated residential areas in central Beirut – was aimed at undermining the US-Iran ceasefire that many see as being imposed on an unhappy Netanyahu.
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The Israeli strikes came despite the fact that Hezbollah had said it had been “notified of a ceasefire” and had been “committed to it since this morning”, according to Lebanese political sources.
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Netanyahu’s justification for such a horrific attack on civilian centres hours after the ceasefire had been announced appeared thin at least. His boasts about killing an aide to Qassem and his insistence of Israel’s right to continuing striking in Lebanon suggested to some that it was an attempt to act as a spoiler in a ceasefire he had argued against. (source) 

What’s a yutz from Queens gonna do when his back’s against the wall and his buddies are fucking him blind?  

Push the old soft porn model he married out in front of the cameras to lie and humiliate herself. Hey, it’s her turn to play the world’s stupidest human. Except for that empty headed, tone deaf, astoundingly ridiculous, propaganda “documentary,” Pedo’s been driving the technicolor crazy clownshit bus lately.

And sure, we’ll call Bezos' billionaire to billionaire bribe a “documentary.” Of course this just means I’m gonna to start referring to Debbie Does Dallas as serious sports journalism.

Melania claims she wasn’t friends with Epstein or Maxwell. Mel lies about as well as that stupid, orange makeup-plastered, weasel shit factory she’s married to though. In their email exchanges, Maxwell calls Mel "Sweet pea." Dunno about you but I call ALL my very casual acquaintances "Sweet pea." Don't you? 🙄

Melania addressed Ghislaine as “G” and signed off with Love. Kind of belies the whole casual correspondence claim, eh?

Mel says she “never had a relationship” with old Jeffy, the child raping, blackmailing, alleged Israeli spy BUT it’s common knowledge that Donnie and his bestie used to trade women and victimized children back and forth like toys. Who can we believe? Absolutely none of them, that's for damn sure.

The First Heaux said the claims of her relationship with Epstein and Maxwell were “defaming her reputation.”

Oh honey…
A) Her rep’s never been above gutter level. She defamed her own self when she hitched her g-string to the Epstein/Trump child rape, torture, trafficking, and blackmail machine. There’s too many pictures—she can’t successfully lie her way out now. 

B) The most honest thing she's said? “I am not Epstein’s victim.” No shit. She was a willing player. She was fucking her way into fame and fortune. What she got instead was infamy and fortune. Close enough if you’re born without a soul, ethics, or self-respect, I guess.

"The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jeffrey Epstein need to end today.” 

Or what, Babe? 

You know, discovery’s an unforgiving bitch. The Epstein files can and will be opened up more if she continues to make a big fuss and sue. It’s assumed by pretty much everyone around the world that she’s on the game and that Pedo’s just her main client now.

I’m going to bet Iran has the full Trumpstein files and videos. Maybe Mel’s little foot stomping presser is a precursor to a new, nasty, XXX rated LEGO video courtesy of Iran's clever trollworks.

I can't wait! Also, thank you for your attention to this matter.