Brownback – the new orange

Continuing his about-face(s) on all the nicey-nicey words he spewed to get elected, the Narcissistic Orange Menace:

Taps LGBTQ-Rights Opponent Sam Brownback as Religious Freedom Ambassador

Yup, this is the governor who turned his state into a punchline – the prime example of what happens when you give Republicans free reign. He’s not just fiscally dimwitted, he’s also a stunningly bigoted, intolerant, pandering piece of rat excrement who has a big hard on for disenfranchising anyone LGBTQ.

He’s cruel, none too bright and has a real prob with anyone who’s not a cross waving het christianist. 

If confirmed, Brownback would lead the Office of International Religious Freedom, a section of the U.S. Department of State responsible for “promoting religious freedom as a core objective of U.S. foreign policy.” (source)

Oh but his "I'm serious and strong" face is awe inspiring – right?

WHAT a colossal joke! With his nasty-ass history, this should be rephrased as “promoting Republican Heterosexual Christian freedom ONLY as a core objective of U.S. foreign policy.” You know, truth in advertising and shit.

He has moved “from conventional to Midwest Protestantism to a sort of Evangelical Christianity to becoming a member of Opus Dei.” (source)

Being an Evangelical wasn’t we-despise-anyone-who’s-not-JUST-like-us haterific enough for him, now he’s Opus Dei. Lovely. Our once great nation’s downward march into idiocracy continues apace.

By the by, I’m a big fan of that First Amendment to our Constitution:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

I believe Brownback skipped clean over this one when he studied for his pretty law degree.

The good news in all this is that Governor Christianist will be leaving Kansas. Who knows, maybe it can recover.

“He leaves behind a legacy of failed leadership,” said State Representative Melissa Rooker, a moderate Republican who has frequently opposed Mr. Brownback’s policies. (source)

He also leaves behind *cough* a new, icky term.

Brownback from the Urban Dictionary:

When a person, after pulling out from unprotected anal sex, smears or frosts fecal matter all over another person's back, either with their penis, strap-on, or dildo/vibrator, for sexual enjoyment. Named for Kansas Governor Sam Brownback who proposed gutting the legal protections for LGBT individuals in the State of Kansas.

Did you just "Sam Brownback" me?
If you mean, did I just smear fecal matter all over your back after pulling my penis out of your ass and as a result get even more turned on, then yes, I did.

See also, Santorum:
That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

They both deserve this.