Are You Ready?

Eugène Delacroix – Liberty Leading the People
I’m curious – why is Liberty always depicted with her tits out?
Wouldn’t that be, emmm, precarious?
 Maybe they’re, like, beacons or something?
Hey, following the bouncing boobies, boys!

Apparently, according to that insane and rageaholic life form, Alex Jones, we on the Left are supposed to kick off the new civil war tomorrow.

• Huh. I didn’t get the text. Do I wear white or pale chartreuse to a summer civil war? Cotton or silk? Sandals OK? I can never remember.
• Someone should let Jonesy know that the war began on January 20, 2017 and his team’s holdin’ the bag on this.

Also

• Really? This is the best your tiny, crazified brain can do? Next you’ll be in with those doomsday predictors. Just a heads up though, the Apocalypsers inevitably find themselves forlornly standing in their soiled white robes, poolside or on a mountain somewhere, wondering why they weren’t magicked up to Heaven. Yur gonna be disappointed, man.

When I read Alex's hyperventilating tweet, I experienced a sky shattering eye roll. Really, look up – I broke the sky.

What’s tragic is that the rabid idiots of the tiki torch brigade undoubtedly believe this deeply disturbed dipshit.. For that matter, I’m sure Preznint Orange Shitstain does too.

In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.
~ George Carlin

Remember, the Apricot Skidmark's the big brain who thinks it makes oodles of sense to insult and alienate our allies while giving big wet kisses to rabid dictators.

A report that Donald Trump is looking to walk away from the World Trade Organisation and instead adopt a United States Fair and Reciprocal Tariff Act, or Fart Act, has been greeted with loud amusement on Twitter. (source)

Heh, deservedly so. We are 5×10−6 parsecs beyond the Onion now. We passed Evil Empireville and have now arrived squarely in Heinous Laughing Stock of the Universe City. Terry Gilliam, George Orwell and Jon Stewart together couldn’t imagine a more twisted, barbarous and spectacularly incompetent administration. There’s no shaking this off.  We will be, most deservedly, mocked and vilified for generations.

Stewart, guesting on The Late Show, addressed 45 saying:

“If there’s one hallmark to your presidency that I think we’re finding most difficult, it’s that, no matter what you do, it always comes with an extra layer of gleeful cruelty and dickishness..."

Yup.

Daryl Cagle

Interesting and good news – Mueller’s thought to have the NRA’s tax filings now. As he totally should!

The NRA, which spent $30 million on getting the Tangerine Turd elected, had been getting real cozy with Kremlin money guys for years. You know, where there’s smoke and steaming piles of poo...the fire can't be too far down the road.

A prominent Kremlin-linked Russian politician has methodically cultivated ties with leaders of the National Rifle Association and documented efforts in real time over six years to leverage those connections and gain deeper access into American politics, NPR has learned. (source)

Torshin—who Spanish authorities wanted to arrest in 2013 on money-laundering allegations—made energetic efforts to ingratiate himself with the Trump campaign. (source)

So, the NRA is now a full service shoot-em-up club – terrorism AND laundry services. How convenient.