Let's Have a Few Words

Scry 
verb
to use divination to discover hidden knowledge or future events, especially by means of a crystal ball.

I wish that I could scry. I really want to know how the upcoming elections turn out.

Sweeting
noun
A sweet variety of apple.

No, this is what you’re doing (it’s a verb DUH) when you’re trading giggle inducing, cute, dishy dialogue (on the phone – texting or talking) with yur main squeeze. You’re sweeting.
As in,

Ten and I were sweeting the other day and, whoa, the man makes my heart race!

Atweel (pronounced uh-tweel)
adverb
Scottish: surely
This is from the little known Scottish version of Airplane, starring the awesome Sean Connery of course):

Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Atweel you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Atweel.

Interregnum
noun
any period during which a state has no ruler or only a temporary executive

This sad, desperately angry country would be in far better shape if we’d spent the last two years in an interregnum.

Piacular
adjective
1. making or requiring atonement.
2. calling for expiation or atonement

Republicans would be smart to start delivering piacular offerings, concessions and sacrifices. Even this won’t make up for the horror show of the last two years of devastating rapacious destruction and total idiocy.

Aspersion
noun
a damaging or derogatory remark or criticism; slander.

John Stewart has a fine talent for creative aspersions.

Johnsonese
noun
a literary style characterized by rhetorically balanced, often pompous phraseology and an excessively Latinate vocabulary, so called from the style of writing practiced by Samuel Johnson.

This is def related to:

Trumpanese
noun
a speaking style characterized by incoherent rambling, saturated in racism, misogynism and narcissism. So called from the public spewing habits of Prezinent Mushroom

Coup de foudre
noun
a sudden unforeseen event, in particular an instance of love at first sight.

When I met The Amazing Bob, I experienced a powerful, earth shaking coup de foudre. It wasn’t love at first sight (though the man was an absolute stunner) – it was his prodigious duende and humor that knocked me flat and hooked me solid.

Duende
noun
a quality of passion and inspiration.

TAB had seriously magnifico duende.



Legerdemain
noun
1. trickery; deception
2. slight of hand

The Republican Party and their Dear Clownstick Leader are profoundly, transparently untalented at this legerdemain stuff. Still 30% of the country believes and follows them slavishly. Humans – not the brightest of Bast’s creations.

Sibilate
verb
1. to utter or pronounce with a hissing sound
2. to hiss

The calmest response I have to Emo Dry Drunk Rapey Boy’s partsan hack performance piece is a hurricane of sibilation.

Toyetic
adjective
(of a character or object from a movie or TV show) potentially marketable as a toy. Merchandising ability.

Once he's outta power, expect to see Evil von Clownstick dolls on the shelves of Spencer's Gifts.

Gnathonic
adjective
sycophantic; fawning

Fat Tangerine Hitler’s heaped myriad crass insults and general disses on Cruz and his fam, yet that gnathonic, oleaginous gnome worships at his feet.

And we have NEW words and phrases courtesy of that priapic pustule in the White House, his slimy followers and judges!

Incel
noun
men who can’t get dates (or sex unless they pay a LOT and up front) due to wildly inflated self images, a seemingly total lack of social skills and pathetically tiny brains.

Will these crybaby, assholian incels finally crawl back under rocks after their ugly-ass standard bearers are publicly vanquished?

Boofing
verb
The act of inserting drugs into the anus for a longer trip. Most often occurs at Disco Biscuits shows by spun-out kids on ketamine. (source)

Duuude, I was so spun out at my SCOTUS interview 'cause I boofed all that beer right beforehand!

FFFFF
The 5 F’s of macho men:
1. Find em 

2. Feel em 

3. Finger em

4. Fuck em 

5. Forget em

I believe I RILLY didn't need to have those last few in my vocabulary...just FYI.