This White House seasonal display, theoretically designed by FLOTUS I-Really-Don’t-Care-Do-U? (AKA First Porn Model of the US) has been called the “hallway of Yuletide murders."
Unlike other First Ladies, 45’s arm-candy and fellow racist/fascist piece of shit, didn’t do the press tour of the pretty, as every FLOTUS has since Nancy Reagan. Goodness, the media might ask questions which she’d never be able to finesse. Unlike Barbara Bush fer example.
Twatzilla’s spokesman said she wanted the decorations to speak for themselves. Oh sure and I’ve got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you at a cut-rate price too.
I expect she may have wanted to avoid questions, such as: WHY, in the name of all that’s decent, humane and DECENT, did your venomous and grotesquely loathsome husband order the teargassing of CHILDREN and their parents?
Did ya know? Tear gas CAN cause temporary blindness AND death.
Question two: What
Why tear gas? Was he all out of Zyklon B ? Did he forget to pick some up last time he was at his local Murderous, Psychotic Dictators-R-Us?
The carrot hued, rage machine claims Obama also ripped families apart at our border with Mexico . The Washington Post gave Preznint Lying Sack of Rabid Weasel Shit four Pinocchios for that disingenous pile of dung beetle vomit .
As for the Border Patrol and military who lobbed those grenades AT CHILDREN, “I was only following orders” didn’t work at the Nuremberg Trials, I don’t believe that shit’s gonna fly now either.
Ron Colburn, president of the Border Patrol Foundation, claimed that:
To be way fucking clear – seeking asylum IS LEGAL (and turning asylum seekers away is illegal!). Preznimt Racist, Fear and Hate Mongering Fuckwad is making the act of asylum seeking nearly impossible.
Also, just FY-fucking-I:
OK, ‘scuse me now – I gotta go take some pain meds and do some rehab exercises before I begin howling, not just from pain, but the state of our grossly, bedeviled nation.
Unlike other First Ladies, 45’s arm-candy and fellow racist/fascist piece of shit, didn’t do the press tour of the pretty, as every FLOTUS has since Nancy Reagan. Goodness, the media might ask questions which she’d never be able to finesse. Unlike Barbara Bush fer example.
Twatzilla’s spokesman said she wanted the decorations to speak for themselves. Oh sure and I’ve got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you at a cut-rate price too.
I expect she may have wanted to avoid questions, such as: WHY, in the name of all that’s decent, humane and DECENT, did your venomous and grotesquely loathsome husband order the teargassing of CHILDREN and their parents?
Did ya know? Tear gas CAN cause temporary blindness AND death.
Question two: What
Why tear gas? Was he all out of Zyklon B ? Did he forget to pick some up last time he was at his local Murderous, Psychotic Dictators-R-Us?
The carrot hued, rage machine claims Obama also ripped families apart at our border with Mexico . The Washington Post gave Preznint Lying Sack of Rabid Weasel Shit four Pinocchios for that disingenous pile of dung beetle vomit .
As for the Border Patrol and military who lobbed those grenades AT CHILDREN, “I was only following orders” didn’t work at the Nuremberg Trials, I don’t believe that shit’s gonna fly now either.
Ron Colburn, president of the Border Patrol Foundation, claimed that:
“the agents used a type of pepper spray, which was “absolutely” warranted.”Because, ya know, someone threw a rock at these suited up for war, heavily armed and heartless assholian shitbirds. Colburn also said that:
“It’s natural, you could actually put it on your nachos and eat it,”Sven-Eric Jordt, an associate professor in anesthesiology, pharmacology and cancer biology at the Duke University School of Medicine disagrees:
“I am very concerned that Mr. Colburn is misrepresenting the potential harms from pepper spray and tear gas” (source)Guess what Colburn, you midget dicked brainless wonder, you’re WRONG. Also too, tear gas, NOT just pepper spray WAS used!
To be way fucking clear – seeking asylum IS LEGAL (and turning asylum seekers away is illegal!). Preznimt Racist, Fear and Hate Mongering Fuckwad is making the act of asylum seeking nearly impossible.
Also, just FY-fucking-I:
…tear gas, commonly known as CS gas — an aerosol compound considered a chemical weapon that has been outlawed on the battlefield by nearly every nation on Earth, including the United States. (source)We can add war criminal to Fat Brainless Hitler’s long list of crimes.
OK, ‘scuse me now – I gotta go take some pain meds and do some rehab exercises before I begin howling, not just from pain, but the state of our grossly, bedeviled nation.
Gil Scott Heron – The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
The revolution will not go better with Coke
The revolution will not fight the germs that cause bad breath
The revolution WILL put you in the driver's seat
The revolution will not be televised
WILL not be televised, WILL NOT BE TELEVISED
The revolution will be no re-run brothers
The revolution will be live
Red trees? Maybe it's an East European thing. Whatever.
ReplyDeleteA lot of people would pay to see Colburn put some of that stuff on his nachos and eat it. A whole big plateful.
LOVE the pics at the link!!!!
DeleteI'd MOST def pay (with watching fees going going to the ACLU and Planned Parenthood) to see that bag of toxic humanity eat tear gas and pepper sprayed nachos :-) !
To be fair to the First lady... Wait, never mind. I don't want to finish that sentence.
ReplyDeleteBut last year's Christmas decorations at the White House were creepier and weirder.
For me, it's a tie.
DeleteIF she actually designed these displays, perhaps she could seek out a window display gig at a mall Macy's near Hoxie, Kansas. Ya know, for after her husband goes to prison with all their assets seized.
a girl ( AKA Old Broad) can dream, right?