On this day, almost exactly one year after The Amazing Bob shuffled off to the unknown, I was all curious about Moses and his particular god and shit. Why? Distraction action, babies. It's the name of the game. I can't be rockin' the death and loss deal 24/7 ya know.
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OK, remember how Moses (I’m talkin’ about the Bible dude NOT the jazz man here) came down from Mount Sinai with god’s Ten Little Life Hacks all neatly carved in stone?
In the movie, (which is a real, true and faithful historical document,
right?!?) pre-mountain climb, Moses was all dark haired. Specifically,
our man was dark haired and molto studly. Afterward though, he’s rockin’
a shock of white and his long ass beard’s gone frosty too. Do you
think, mebbe, his pubes blanched as well? Just curious, and shit.Plus, I only mention it but our boy's skinsuit went from a lovely deep toast color to kinda pasty. What's up with that? Seeing and/or speaking with God(s) rips the melanin clean out of a person? This seems suspiciously Mormon-y.
And, if all this wasn't enough, it looks like Moses put on a few pounds up there on Sinai. So then, God’s high in calories too?! Sheesh!
This Moses contemplation shit naturally puts Mose Allison's tremendous tune, Your Molecular Structure, in mind. OK, it’s also playing on the old internal hi-fi because it's that time of year.
In our early courting days, The Amazing Bob made me a mix tape which featured that sweet, sexy song front and center. Jesus, my TAB was a charm talkin,’ romantic thriller!
Your molecular structure is really somethin' fineToday , Ten and I are road-tripping to Vermont. We'll stop here and there along the way to pick up important goods like PASTRY, Prosecco, weed and such. Then on to Cindy and Giovanni's upstate farm. I suspect it doesn't matter how much time goes under the bridge – I will always need indulgent solace at this time of year.
A first-rate example of functional design
That cosmic undulations is steady comin' through
Your molecular structure baby, me and you
Your cellular organization is really something choice
Electro-magnetism 'bout to make me lose my voice
Got all my circuits open, my system's reading "go"
Your cellular organization baby, stop the show
Your molecular structure is really somethin' swell
A high-frequency modulated Jezebel
Thermodynamically you're gettin' to me
Your molecular structure baby, ooh wee!
Ooh wee!
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