The Clown in Chief

About Prez. Shit-for-Brains surprise Turkey Day trip to "visit" the troops and “serve them dinner” – SOUNDS good right?

This was nothing more than a photo op. Something to make him LOOK like a caring, involved-in-his-job human being to the rubes here at home.

His flight didn’t even land until 8:30 PM. Kinda late for din-din unless you’re a cosmopolitan type who’s gonna be up engaging in brill Algonquin round table style convo til dawn.

Only about two dozen showed up for the late grub, served from his tiny baby hands. That’s not even 1% (.6 ) of the approximately 4,000 soldiers who are stationed there.

Then he gave one of his inane campaign rally speeches.

Addressing about 1,500 military personnel assembled in an aircraft hangar here, Trump said, “We are winning like we haven’t won in a long time.” (source)

I’m sure:

• Private First Class Brandon Jay Kreischer, 20, Ohio
• Specialist Michael Isaiah Nance, 24, Illinois
• David Knadle, 33, Chief Warrent Officer, Texas
• Kirk Fuchigami Jr., 25, Chief Warrent Officer, Hawaii
• Sergeant Jeremy Griffin, 40, Tennessee
• Sergeant Elis Barreto Ortiz, 34, Puerto Rico
• Sergeant Ard, Dustin B, 31, Utah
• Master Sergeant, Gonzalez, Jose J, 35, Calfornia
• Master Sergeant Luis DeLeon-Figueroa, 31, Massachusetts
• Private First Class Brandon Kreischer, 20, Ohio
• Specialist Michael Nance, 24, Illinois
• Aviation Electronics Technician Slayton Saldana, 24 Virginia
• Sergeant Major James Sartor, 40, Texas
• Sergeant First Class Elliot Robbins, 31, Utah
• Sergeant James Johnston,24, New York
• Specialist Miguel Holmes, 22, Georgia
• Staff Sergeant Albert Miller, 24, New Hampshire
• Staff Sergeant Christopher Slutman, 43, New Jersey
• Sergeant Benjamin Hines, 31, Pennsylvania
• Corporal Robert Hendriks, 24, New York
• Specialist Joseph Collette, 29, Ohio
• Sergeant First Class Will Lindsay, 33, Colorado
• Staff Sergeant Joshua Beale, 32, Virginia
• Sergeant Camero Meddock, 26, Texas
• and Private First Class Joshua Mikeasky, 19, Pennsylvania

who all died in Afghanistan during 2019 alone, were totally thrilled to  hear this. 

Maybe, the folks who went to the rally were looking for a little dark humor? maybe some slapstick? mebbe thay thought he'd bring his ex-porn star wifey along?

“We will see if the Taliban wants to make a deal,” Trump said during his meeting with Ghani. “If they do, they do. If they don’t they don’t. We were getting close.” (source)

Don’t you just love how he oozes confidence? Also, note his use of the past tense. What’s the unspoken second part of that sentence? We were getting close…until I opened my mouth.

Fuck Face von Clown Shoes was on the ground in Afghanistan for three and a half whole hours. I’m stunned that he got out without kicking off Armageddon OR being booed. Of course, these are disciplined soldiers in a war zone – they were probaby warned not to do that as the petty treason-weasel would likely ask his BFF, Putin, to call in an airstrike.