Peripeteia
noun
a sudden turn of events or an unexpected reversal, especially in a literary work.
Sounds more like a skin disease. Ya know a common, easily curable one IF caught early enough, otherwise disgustingly, oogily fatal.
Esculent
adjective
suitable for use as food; edible.
Forby
preposition, adverb
Chiefly Scot.
besides.
Forbys can mostly be found down at your local toy store. They’re sweet, stuffed, plush toys – beasties resembling a cross between a bunny and a bear. Now then, real life, non crib occupying, forbys were long in the sharp claw department, wild and fierce as all hell. Believed extinct now, they generally lived in the far northern Scottish Highlands where they preyed on bagpipers. TRUTH!
Fastigiate
adjective
having branches that are erect and parallel, tapering to a pointed top.
This is actually a word which describes when you’re in a high state of fussily, frenzied agitation and just can’t sit still.
noun
a timepiece, as a clock or sundial, or a building supporting or containing a timepiece.
Nuh huh. Logium is Latin for priestly breastplate and Horo – obvs that’s short for horror. Clearly this word means fear of priests.
Strepitous
adjective
boisterous; noisy.
Specifically, this refers to the cough you have when you’re suffering from strep throat.
Avocation
noun
something a person does in addition to a principal occupation, especially for pleasure; hobby:
NOT to be confused with an avocado – a popular fruit often found smashed and spread on lightly toasted sourdough bread, This pairs perfectly with a fine New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc. Wouldn’t that be a hell of a happy avocation though? Sitting in the warm noonday sun munching a healthy snack whilst sipping a fine Kiwi wine.
Ipso facto
adverb
by the fact itself; by the very nature of the deed
The Tangerine TreasonWeasel’s mouth is open, ipso facto, he’s lying his large misshapen ass off.
Simony
noun
the making of profit out of sacred things
See Jim Bakker, Paula White, Franklin Graham, Joel Osteen, etc.
Cucullate
adjective
resembling a cowl or hood
No, it's the sound made by cuckoos when they’re trying to attract a mate.
Thither
adverb
to or toward that place or point; there.
No. This is a zither with a lisp. K? Let’s get these things straight
Obumbrate
verb (used with object)
to darken, overshadow, or cloud.
Related – Obumbration. The dark, depressed state from which the nation suffers now that The Obamas are out of the White House.
Chthonian
adjective Classical Mythology.
of or relating to the deities, spirits, and other beings dwelling under the earth.
Sounds more like a case of stuffed up sinuses to me.
noun
a sudden turn of events or an unexpected reversal, especially in a literary work.
Sounds more like a skin disease. Ya know a common, easily curable one IF caught early enough, otherwise disgustingly, oogily fatal.
Esculent
adjective
suitable for use as food; edible.
Kala had moved slowly along an elephant track toward the east, and was busily engaged in turning over rotted limbs and logs in search of esculent bugs and fungi …EWWWWW!
~ Edgar Rice Burroughs, Tarzan of the Apes, 1912
Forby
preposition, adverb
Chiefly Scot.
besides.
Ither laddies a’ oot playin’ at something, an’ forby it’s no healthy to sit too lang aye readin’.No. Forby MUST be a noun.
~ James C. Welsh, The Underworld, 1920
Forbys can mostly be found down at your local toy store. They’re sweet, stuffed, plush toys – beasties resembling a cross between a bunny and a bear. Now then, real life, non crib occupying, forbys were long in the sharp claw department, wild and fierce as all hell. Believed extinct now, they generally lived in the far northern Scottish Highlands where they preyed on bagpipers. TRUTH!
Fastigiate
adjective
having branches that are erect and parallel, tapering to a pointed top.
This is actually a word which describes when you’re in a high state of fussily, frenzied agitation and just can’t sit still.
Donna, you’re fastigiating again. CALM DOWN!Horologium
noun
a timepiece, as a clock or sundial, or a building supporting or containing a timepiece.
Nuh huh. Logium is Latin for priestly breastplate and Horo – obvs that’s short for horror. Clearly this word means fear of priests.
Strepitous
adjective
boisterous; noisy.
Specifically, this refers to the cough you have when you’re suffering from strep throat.
noun
something a person does in addition to a principal occupation, especially for pleasure; hobby:
NOT to be confused with an avocado – a popular fruit often found smashed and spread on lightly toasted sourdough bread, This pairs perfectly with a fine New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc. Wouldn’t that be a hell of a happy avocation though? Sitting in the warm noonday sun munching a healthy snack whilst sipping a fine Kiwi wine.
Ipso facto
adverb
by the fact itself; by the very nature of the deed
The Tangerine TreasonWeasel’s mouth is open, ipso facto, he’s lying his large misshapen ass off.
Simony
noun
the making of profit out of sacred things
See Jim Bakker, Paula White, Franklin Graham, Joel Osteen, etc.
Cucullate
adjective
resembling a cowl or hood
No, it's the sound made by cuckoos when they’re trying to attract a mate.
Thither
adverb
to or toward that place or point; there.
No. This is a zither with a lisp. K? Let’s get these things straight
Obumbrate
verb (used with object)
to darken, overshadow, or cloud.
Related – Obumbration. The dark, depressed state from which the nation suffers now that The Obamas are out of the White House.
Chthonian
adjective Classical Mythology.
of or relating to the deities, spirits, and other beings dwelling under the earth.
Sounds more like a case of stuffed up sinuses to me.
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