Failure in Chief

WHY don’t these fecal brained, greedheaded pools of diseased rhino filth understand that, if they succeed in killing us all off – as seems to be the plan, there will be no one to serve them their Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino, caviar pancakes, champagne cocktails (or popsicles) and foie gras appetizers.

The CDC (Center for Disease Control) wrote up an exhaustively researched guide to help churches, businesses and local leader-types figure out whether it’s safe to reopen or not. Ya know, good, solid, NOT inane, 45 authored imbecilic recommendations which would keep us peasants out of harm’s way.

Sounds fab, no? NOT to the deranged asswipes whose utter incompetence turned this pandemic into an apocalyptic shit show. The Fuckface von Flaming Bin Brain administration decided to bury the 60 page report. WHY? Because we SHOULDN’T be opening yet!

Kayleigh McEnany, the official White House Dumb as Dirt Shit Slinger, took the podium to spew more lies, evasions, misdirects and general, filthy folderol, saying that:

...the documents had not been approved by CDC Director Robert Redfield. The new emails, however, show that Redfield cleared the guidance. (source)

Just curious, how is her name pronounced? I keep reading it as Krazy McNinny.

Why is Prez Burnt Toast Brain so all-fired up about reopening? Because the booming economy, which he inherited from Obama, was the ONLY thing he could claim as a reason to reelect his worthless, hate filled, griftosaurus, golf playing, dimwitted, shitheel ass.

We’re at almost 15% unemployment now. It took ten bloody years to come back from Bush Jr.’s devastation of the economy. Trump the Dunce wrecked that hard won recovery, with his nimrodian handling of COVID 19, in just two months. Our Jabba-esque Idiot in Chief has a real talent for failure.

Also, a small request, but can we PLEASE stop measuring the country’s economic success by how well the pig fuckingly über rich are doing? Mebbe a better metric would be:

• Number of people who can afford to pay their rent, food, heat, clothing bills on one 40 hour per week job
• Number of folks with decent, affordable healthcare coverage
• Number of homeless

Just an FYI – the Trickle-Down economic theory is a bullshit Republican con, a sick joke, utter snot twaddle.

Oh and Prez Syphllitic Warthog is STILL trying to kill Obamacare and he’s doing it while his incompetence inflamed plague rages on.

CNN reported Tuesday that U.S. Attorney General William Barr made a “last-minute push” to get the administration to back off their opposition to the ACA and modify its legal position for a second time, arguing that fighting the law could have “major political implications” for the administration in November if the ACA remains under threat—not to mention the danger of abolishing the law amid the coronavirus crisis (source)

Ya know, when even your weaponized poodle thinks something's not a smart move, it would kinda make sense to reconsider. That's our Dimwit Donnie though. His only talent is puerile nitwittery and over-the-top inadequacy.