I say supposedly because Pumpkin Spice Hitler is throwing fits over planned debate rules changes, proposed to stave off his Chaos Demon raging psycho hippo schtick (my apologies to hippopotamidae, of course).
The timing is suspicious to say the very least. This neatly gets him out of future debates where he'll only humiliate himself further. It also puts the kibosh on his, now, too expensive hate rallies – NOT that he actually ever pays the bills for those.
45’s blindingly stupid BUT he does seem to know that he doesn’t have a snowflake’s chance in hell of winning a real, honest debate. Does he comprehend, on some deeply buried level, that he appears as nothing more than a ridiculously dimwitted, lie spewing fool? Doubt it. He’s got nothin’ and this is his Hail Mary play.
He could conceivably spin this out further. It can be his excuse for losing the election. Ya know, IF I WASN’T SICK I WOULDA WON!
I think, on some deep, sub-sub-basement level, he understands that he’s overplayed his hand, that he’s in a game he can’t hope to win. Maybe more, perhaps he gets that, apart from his ever shrinking cult, he’s the most hated and reviled man on the planet. That’s just gotta hurt his poor little narcissistic fee-fees.
Let’s say he really DOES have his hoax virus – he’s in such miserable physical (and mental) shape, COVID’s gonna potentially ravage him up one side and down the other. I can't think of anyone more deserving.
On this hard yet beautiful Friday morning, when I’m looking at a likely third major neurosurgery for this year, the idea of that pool of loose, psycho weasel stools having the plague puts a smile on my face. It gives me the energy I need to carry on.
Yeah, I’m no angel. You knew that already so can the faux surprise. A-right?
I read the news today, oh boy
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And though the news was rather sad
Well, I just had to laugh...
I almost never sleep in anymore. The antics of Cult 45 make for perpetual restless nights. Not sure how the latest news will affect my sleep, but it made my day. The orange shitgibbon, the mango Mussolini, and the leader of Cult 45 all got caught up in the hoax. Who knew that going maskless, crowding into rallies, shaking hands with supporters would spread the hoax (Oh Wait)? While I am not a vindictive kind of guy, I recognize poetic justice when I see it, and that may be the only justice we get (aside from the Handmaiden), but it may be justice enough...
I've been schadenfreude scrolling so much today and I just have to stop. On one hand 45's docs are giving us a "sunny" pic (which I just don't buy) and Mark Meadows is putting out something which feels closer to reality. Who knows though!? This entire admin is all about fiction and fantasy.
DeleteAll I want is for Biden to be negative for Plague45 and for the VP debates to happen (safely).