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Wednesday, December 30, 2020

Reality? No thanks, I'm full up.

I need cute kitten and puppy videos now, NOW, NOW!

As of yesterday, 338,767 US citizens have died – more than one in every 1,000 people. Yesterday alone there were 200,902 new cases and 3,626 deaths.

This includes newly elected Republican House Rep Luke Letlow. Luke, 41 and probably thinking he’d live forever, was maskless and not social distancing at his victory party earlier this month. Two weeks later, on the18th, he announced that he’d tested positive for the plague and died just 11 days later. According to reports, unlucky Luke had zero underlying, exacerbating conditions. I wonder how many people he managed to infect before he became symptomatic.

Who knew – being a Trumpublican can be a fatal condition. Speaking of…is Rudy Giuliani still alive? Haven’t seen him reality denying or treasoning for at least a few weeks now.

In other reality avoidant news, Sidney I-belong-in-a-locked-psych-ward Powell’s extra special “expert” witness regarding election fraud is NOT, in fact, an expert at anything, especially not, as claimed, military intelligence analysis.

Hilariously, Powell gave him the special code name (put down the John le Carré novels, Sid!), Spyder, so that his identity would remain secret even from opposing counsel. Yeah sure – that tracks. I want to overthrow a free, fair election BUT, I don't have any proof, so, just take my fantasy-land expert’s word for it. Sure Sid...

"Records show that Merritt is an Army veteran and that he enrolled in a training program at the 305th Military Intelligence Battalion, the unit he cites in his declaration. But he never completed the entry-level training course, according to Meredith Mingledorff, a spokeswoman for the U.S. Army Intelligence Center of Excellence, which includes the battalion.

He kept washing out of courses,” said Mingledorff, citing his education records. “He’s not an intelligence analyst.

In an interview, Merritt maintained that he graduated from the intelligence training program. But even by his own account, he was only a trainee with the 305th, at Fort Huachuca in Arizona, and for just seven months more than 15 years ago." (source)

What did this cosplaying super faux spy analyst actually do in the army? He was a “wheeled vehicle mechanic.” What’s he do now? Fixes computers in the Dallas area and indulges his fairytale dream of being a character out of a Ludlum thriller. 

And in another episode of Jesus-fucking-Christ-this-pile-of-rabid-weasel-shit-is-lightyears-beyond-criminally-stupid-and-corrupt:

"U.S. President Donald Trump’s pardon of four American men convicted of killing Iraqi civilians while working as contractors in 2007 violated U.S. obligations under international law, U.N. human rights experts said on Wednesday." (source)
Dumbshit Don may've thought the fecal matter was gonna get sticky with all the pending fraud and rape cases. Betcha he wasn’t expecting international charges too.

I wonder if this (or her own, as yet unprosecuted, crimes) will put a crimp in Nepotism Barbie’s political ambitions? Nah, she’s moving to Florida – they’d elect Lex Luther as long as he lined the already bulging pockets of the über wealthy, hated on Blacks, gays and the poors. See Rubio, Scott, Gaetz and Ron Fascism-First DeathSantis.

'scuse me, I gotta google up some cute pet videos now.

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