Rats!

A New York City rat took a wee road trip to a rural upstate wedding.

Kevin Coop, a Brooklyn resident, accidentally took a special plus one to a wedding he was attending in upstate New York.

The rat surfaced almost three hours into the drive, shocking other guests upon his arrival. It had disappeared by the time Coop drove back home. (source)

Who could blame the little beastie? It’s October, leaves are turning all yellow and red, there are lovely mountains north of the city. We all need to get out of town and touch nature on occasion…ya know?!
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In other rat news…

Acrobatic rat climbs washing line for food

A rat with rather impressive acrobatic skills has been filmed scaling a washing line to get to some bird feeders. (source)

Possibly a graduate of the New England Center for Circus Arts in Brattleboro ,Vermont?
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Speaking of rats—Cheeto, the whiny, twice impeached, four times indicted, classified docs sharing, rapey, mini mushroom dicked dumb fuck, has endorsed the none too bright, sex abuse ignoring, fake scandal manufacturing, subpoena disregarding Ohio rep for the House Speaker spot. Will the orange cockwomble’s advocacy be the kiss of death for Gym? Will it throw the gig to that execrable, stinking pool of mashed KKK rat scrotum, Steve Scalise?
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I just had lasagna for breakfast this morning. WHY have I never done this before? I mean, I’ve had leftover pizza for brekkie—pakoras, crab rangoons and falafel too. Hell’s bells,  cake, cookies and pie as well.

NOT all at the same morning meal of course.

The point? I highly recommend lasagna for breakfast.

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More rat news!

A dog/fox hybrid has been discovered in Brazil.

The animal looked and barked like a dog—albeit one with long, pointed, foxlike ears—but it also climbed bushes, a behavior more typical of the local Pampas fox, and it refused common dog food, preferring to eat rats. (source)

Not being a dog owner, I have no clue what ‘common dog food’ is. I’ve never eaten a rat either so I’m entirely unqualified to judge whether the fox/dog’s taste is utterly pedestrian or highly refined. Oh yeah, I’m a vegetarian too so I wouldn’t be snarfing rats anyway.

 

Great, now I have that Michael Jackson song, Ben, stuck in my head.