Countess Elizabeth Bathory, AKA Erzsébet Báthory (1560-1614), was a rich, powerful Hungarian who was def not thrilled about aging…just like so many current era, swimming-in-dough-and-zero-dignity types. Plastic surgery had yet to be invented in the late-14th/early-15th century though. Fer Bast’s sake, what’s a late Middle Ages, wealthy, fading beauty to do?!
Why…bathe in the blood of the young female servants and minor noblewomen she’d tortured and murdered. Of course!
Some of Bathory's victims were covered with honey and left outside for insects to devour. During colder parts of the year young women might be stripped naked and forced into deadly ice baths. Bathory sometimes tortured girls by driving needles into their fingers, cutting their noses or lips or whipping them with stinging nettles. She would bite shoulders and breasts, as well as burning the flesh, including the genitals, of some victims. (source)
She sounds like your average unhinged MAGAT, doesn’t she? Supposedly she tore up 650 young women. Probably took her a lot longer than your average school massacre assassin but then, those dudes weren’t trying to collect blood for their respective beauty regimens.
By the by, Lizzie had a nephew who was the prince of Transylvania. No word on whether his name was Vlad or not.
Bloodbath
noun
1: a great slaughter
2: a notably fierce, violent, or destructive contest or struggle
As his coven of willfully ignorant, hate riddled, gun fetishizing rubes zealously scream praise at their gold painted god’s rallies, threatening to murder all of his/their imagined enemies, Demented Diaper Don gleefully anticipated the bloodbath.
Hoplophile
noun
Someone with an irrational love of, or fetish for, weaponry (especially firearms). From the Greek "hoplon" meaning armaments, and "philia" meaning love or intense friendship. (source)
Being a hoplophile is a requirement for all members of the Cult of Trump.
"Now, if I don't get elected, it's gonna be a bloodbath for the whole ... that's gonna be the least of it, it's gonna be a bloodbath for the country, that'll be the least of it.” (source)
~ Cheato the Loser at a campaign rally for an Ohio Senate candidate who was stupid enough to not foresee that the Insecure Orange Id would steal the entire show so thoroughly that no one remembers his name…and we don’t. 
Dave Whamond
"Let’s stop it with the faux-apologetics over TFG’s comments, namely that “bloodbath” was figurative and meant for the auto industry or the hot-mic’d “I want my people” was for his cabinet, not the rest of us. Cute, but no.
He opened that same rally by praising J6 terrorists, he’s repeatedly encouraged all manner of political violence, and he’s openly reveled in a “tough guy” mob boss persona. Power is his goal and violence is the only method his tiny brain can come up with to attain it.
Add to that the fact that he peppers every bullshit story with bizarre references to reverent people calling him “Sir,” always with eyes full of tears.
We know exactly what he means. So do his followers, who are more than happy to “stand back and stand by” for J6, The Sequel.
He doesn’t get the benefit of nuance or even “context,” because he’s never claimed to have any use for either. This is who he is: an unhinged bully demanding to be a worshipped dictator.
Enough of the gaslighting."
~ Jeffrey A. Ward
Also, tick tock on coming up with that $464m for his fraud case. He needs to either pay the full amount in cash or secure a bond if he wants to continue his doom-bound appeal. Broke Boy’s got six little days (counting today) to come up with bucks or bond and shit don’t look good.
Apparently, not even his daughter/wife’s husband (Mr. $2 Billion Bonesaw Bucks) is willing to front Mr. Art-of-the-Steal money.
This makes me happy and I believe cake and ice cream are called for.
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