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Tuesday, March 5, 2024

Candy Man

Ya know, all this time, over all the years since I first saw Sammy Davis Jr. perform Candy Man on Ed Sullivan, I thought the song was about a fer reals sweets distributor. I pictured some nice, kind, goodhearted Mister Rogers type who handed out chocolates and marzipan to us sugar-craving kiddles.

Ah…nope. I also thought, until recently, that Grace Jones’s Pull Up to the Bumper was about, ya know, cars. Obvs I’m a bit dense, eh?

As you may’ve already read, Cheato had his own personal  Candy Man during his befoulment of the Oval Office. Dr. Ronny Jackson (AKA Dr. Feelgood) dispensed all sorts of goodies to the Tangerine Twat and his team of addicts. Party favors included Adderall, fentanyl, and ketamine. 

Trump’s White House Pharmacy Handed Out Drugs Like Candy: Report
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White House pharmacists reportedly distributed uppers and downers like candy to Trump administration officials during his time in office, according to a new report from the Department of Defense Inspector General.
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The report covers a period between 2009 and 2018, with a majority of its findings coalescing around 2017- 2019, during the height of the Trump administration.
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“…the White House Medical Unit dispensed prescription medications, including controlled substances, to ineligible White House staff.”
(source)
No prescription? NO PROBLEMO!

While Candy Man Ronny wasn’t specifically in charge of the White House pharmacy's party train, he was the White House physician and Cheato’s chief medical adviser. You can’t tell me that Doctor Feelgood wasn’t completely involved in the pill pushing (though I doubt he really had to “push”).

A separate Pentagon inspector general report, from 2021, said Jackson had engaged in “inappropriate conduct” when he was the White House physician. (source)
Gee…ya think?!

This is the very same Ronny who made gross sexual and insulting remarks about a woman who worked for him...to the rest of his staff and her co-workers. Later he hit on her—yes, this fucking obscenity’s married with three kids. It was also reported that he smelled of booze while on the clock, on the taxpayer’s dime and regularly bullied and humiliated his staff. Peach of a guy, eh?

This pill-popping, booze-soaked, old frat boy left the WH and is now representing Texas’s District 13 (which includes Amarillo, Wichita Falls and a lot of nothing else). Just what they needed—a perma-fucked bag of hammered, raging, useless brains.

You may recall reading about Candy Man's belligerently sozzled night at a rodeo last year. That was the night he tried to beat up cops. Why?

They were clearing a path through the crowds for the EMTs coming in to help a 15 year old having a seizure. In his blitzed and looking-for-a-brawl state, Ronny slobbered Do you know who the fuck I am? Get these fucking handcuffs off of me.” He went on to scream “I’m gonna call the governor tomorrow and I’m gonna fucking talk to him about this shit because this is fucking ridiculous man. Fucking ridiculous.” 

Sidenote: Waddya know, the drunk Frat Boy seems to employ the word fuck even more than yurs truly!

What is it with these arrogant, chicken fried, hypocritical Trumpers? Do they actually not know who they are and need the victims of their shit-fits to enlighten them?  None of them seem at all connected to reality and they all have serious anger management deficiencies.

Also,

  • Dr. Asshole shouldn’t have been practicing medicine while, simultaneously, drowning in hootch.
  • YOU’RE A HOUSE REP, YOU HORN-DOGGING PERMA-TRASHED STACK OF RHINO TURDS! DO YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE THROWING AN I’M-THE-KING-OF-THE-WORLD TANTRUM AT A CROWDED RODEO WAS SMART? WAS IT IN KEEPING WITH YOUR CONSTITUENTS EXPECTATIONS OF THEIR ELECTED OFFICIAL? WERE YA THINKIN’ IT’D IMPRESS THE BOYS BACK AT THE FRAT HOUSE?

Dr. Feelgood’s up for reelection in November. Will TX-13 put on their MAGAt colored glasses, ignore the lying, drug dealing, rage-a-holic, drunkard sucking up their taxpayer buckos and send Drug Bro back to Washington? 

Probably.


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