Evil Clowns

Tina Peters

Yesterday, former Mesa, Colorado county clerk Tina Peters was sentenced to 9 years for election tampering. After she swallowed a tub-load of baseless, bullshit claims of voter fraud she led a security breach of the county's election system.

Peters was convicted for giving an individual affiliated with MyPillow CEO, an ally of former President Donald Trump, access to the election software she used for her county. Screenshots of the software appeared on right-wing websites. (source) 

First off, how catastrophically stupid must you be to believe and trust crack addict Mike Lindell about anything? If that lying-ass puke puddle told me the Earth was round and kittens were cute, I’d have to check and then check again, at least three more times. Mikey’s nothing but a greasy, untalented huckster. And this Tina broad gave him access to election software? Maybe, like RFK jr, Tina’s renting brain space to slimy creepy-crawlies.

Mike Lindell

Next, this utterly ridiculous, entitled twunt tells the judge that the people who want her to go to prison are in trouble because God doesn’t like people messing with his kids and she’s a child of God. She went on to say that she can’t go to prison because she sleeps on a special mattress. It has magnets. Of course it does.

The judge wasn’t impressed by her god threat. Nor was he swayed by her magnetic mattress need. Little Miss I’m-SO-Special was probably just about to spout off that she simply MUST have 1,000 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets too.

Twatina told the judge, "I'm not a criminal and I don't deserve to go into a prison where other people have committed heinous crimes.” 

Wrong-o you laughably empty-headed fruit fly. You spread lies and baseless conspiracy nonsense. You gave an unhinged, drug addicted fraudster election software. You teamed up with the Bad Pillow Man for election denial events. Your actions led to death threats against election officials. You committed crimes against democracy. Jail is absolutely where you belong!

You’re lucky to have gotten a measly nine years in the slammer and I hope your mattress is thin, filthy and lumpy.

Then there’s this. Don’t you find the resemblance uncanny? They could be twins or father and son.

John Wayne Gacy, by the by, was a serial killer who raped, tortured and murdered at least 33 young men and boys between 1972 and 1978, the year he was caught. Gacy was executed by lethal injection on May 10, 1994.

Incredibly, Gacy had been twice married. He even had two biological children with his first wife. Understandably, the now adult kids have kept an extremely low profile. Wouldn’t you? Who wants to be known as the offspring of a deranged killer clown? I hope their mother changed their names.

In case you were wondering (I certainly was), J.D. Couchfuck (AKA James Donald Bowman, AKA James David Hamel, AKA James David Vance, AKA J.D.Vance, AKA JD Vance) can’t be John Wayne Gacy’s son. The furniture assaulter and president of the He-Man Woman-Haters Club was born in 1984 in Middleton, Ohio. Gacy’s son was born in 1966 in the suburbs of Chicago, Illinois.