SAC and FUPs

Colorado House rep and theater lover Lauren Boebert has told Congress she’s worried about space aliens operating underwater “bases.” No, really!

Boebert asked: “Are there any accounts of UAPs (unidentified anomalous phenomenon) emerging from or submerging into our waters which could indicate a base or presence between the ocean’s surface?” (source)

Boebert went to town asking the panel about “rumors that have come up the hill”—the sources of which she did not cite—of “a secretive project within the Department of Defense involving the manipulation of human genetics with what is described as non-human genetic material for the enhancement of human capabilities, hybrids.” (source)

Mike Luckovich

WHY has Trump not appointed her to head up NASA?! I mean, this “secret project” sounds like a hot topic that would totally lock her into his brill brain trust.  Oh wait, there’s no rape involved. I suppose that rules her right out. Oh, but wait, Jayson Boebert, Booboo’s ex-husband, was busted for showing off his wang to two underage women in a bowling alley. He was 24 at the time. Booboo was 17 and there with him (cheering him on?). Is that close enough for the incoming Sexual Assault Cabinet (SAC)?

Fer instance, not only is Health and Human Services nominee, RFK Jr., a pro-disease, anti-science, anti-vaxxer, a dog eating, bear cub abusing, whale corpse beheading, worm eaten brain owner, he’s also a sexual assault perv.

RFK Jr’s former family babysitter says the 14 year heroin addict sexually assaulted her in 1999. OHHHH but 16 years later, after he began his campaign for prez and his boorish peccadilloes surfaced, he texted an apology to her. What a standup guy, eh?

Mike Peters

Rapist and weekend talking head on Fox Not-Really-News Pete Hegseth is Trump’s nominee for Secretary of Defense. His relevant experience? He was in the National Guard, on and off, for four whole years. Gee, golly, wow!

Russia's girlfriend, Tulsi Gabbard, isn’t a sex offender (that we know of right now) BUT she’s in Putin's pocket. Just think, as director of national intelligence, she could screw the entire country AND our allies. Close enough, eh?

Trump’s education secretary pick, Linda McMahon, was named in a recent WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) child sex abuse lawsuit.

The suit claims McMahon, her husband Vince and others at the WWE were aware of misconduct by Melvin Phillips — and negligent in failing to prevent it. The lawsuit alleges Phillips for years hired — and later assaulted — "ring boys" as young as 13. (source)

How very Gym Jordan of her.

And then there’s Matt Gaetz. He says he won’t return to the House but he did NOT rule out out a run for the Senate. With Rubio as the elderly Tangerine Twat’s pick for secretary of state, I’ve not doubt Gaetz will run for the open seat AND win. I mean, it’s Florida—they’ve just re-elected Prick Scott, the king of Medicare fraud. Of course they’ll elect a perv who’s sex trafficked underage girls.

Basically, Republicans should change their name for the sake of accuracy. They’re the Fascist Unqualified Pervs Party. The FUP.

Pedro X. Molina