Words, Gods, Cookies, and Sharks

Wazzock
     noun
A stupid or annoying chump.

Originally meant "bull's penis" (originally described to me as "bull's prick"). See also "wazz" …used for human urination in the West and North of England (source)

The Adderall snorting, illiterate, burnt orange prez-elect is a complete wazzock.

Chump
     Noun
A person who is easily tricked : a stupid or foolish person

Etymology: 1703, "short, thick lump of wood," of uncertain origin, perhaps a variant of chunk (n.) or a nasalized variant of chub (compare chuck/chunk and Old Norse kumbr for kubbr "block of wood"). Meaning "blockhead" is first attested 1883. (source)

Trump is a chump. All it takes to dupe this dope is flattery. He’s so needy and stupid he actually believes every word.

Pillock
     noun
A stupid or annoying person : a simpleton : fool

Etymology: The origin of pillock is believed to go back to the 16th century meaning penis. From the Norwegian word pillicock, presumably akin to the slang Dickhead meaning inept fool. (source)

Trump = pillock on industrial strength steroids.
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Jen, Oni, his brother Kevin and I have just started watching Kaos.

Kaos is a darkly funny riff on Greek mythology. Zeus, Hera, Prometheus, Dionysus, Cassandra, Orpheus and Eurydice are all alive in current day Crete.

• Zeus (played by snackalicious Jeff Goldblum) is paranoid, vain, and neurotic.
• Hera’s got spies everywhere and is keeping a close watch.
• Prometheus is plotting.
• Dionysus wants to be given more, real responsibility but Dad and Mom (Zeus and Hera) don’t seem to think the party boy’s up to it.
• Eurydice’s no longer in love with rock star Orpheus but leaving is hard.
• And no one pays attention to Cassandra...of course.

I can’t wait for the next episode!
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Are macarons just French (by way of Italy and Catherine De Medici) Oreos? I love Oreos but macarons? C'est magnifique! 

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A good response to the dickheads repeating that deranged, psycho Fuentes’s your body, my choice tweet? Dead men don’t rape—said while staring the fuckfaced dipshit straight in the eye with a fierce mien. Finish with a frightening, condescending laugh.
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Did you know?

Orcas are hunting sharks in the Gulf of California, targeting large species including bull sharks and blacktips, scientists reveal. (source)

Apparently, this is normal. Orcas eat sharks—also yachts. Okay, they just attack, not consume, the rich fuck’s boats. They also aren’t so much into making meals of people. Why not? Undoubtedly the yacht set are full of nasty chemicals (Botox) and inedible plastics. ISH!

They've been around so long that sharks are older than a whole bunch of things we think of as having always been there. The exact date of the emergence of sharks is a matter of ongoing research but it's generally accepted that they showed up in the world's oceans between 450 and 400 million years ago. (source)

Humans, on the other hand, have only been around for 300,000 years. Fucking newbies.

Sharks are older than the rings of Saturn which formed 10 and 100 million years ago.

Trees? Younger than sharks. They’ve only been here for 390 million years.

The North Star (AKA Polaris) is somewhere between 45 and 67 million years old.

Once again, sharks for the win at 450 to 400 million years in existence. MAYBE sharks came here from Kepler-138 c and Kepler-138 d—planets which, due to their low density, may be largely composed of water.

Water wasn't directly detected at Kepler-138 c and d, but by comparing the sizes and masses of the planets to models, astronomers conclude that a significant fraction of their volume – up to half of it – should be made of materials that are lighter than rock but heavier than hydrogen or helium (which constitute the bulk of gas giant planets like Jupiter). The most common of these candidate materials is water. (source) 

So, sharks might have been the first visitors to planet Earth. I wonder what their spaceships looked like. Did they run out of rocket fuel and get stuck here?