The sun seems to be fighting to come out. Is this really New England in spring? Shouldn’t we be experiencing endless rain and wind? If this keeps up I may actually have to stop doomscrolling and go out for a damn walk. Leave the house? OH NO!!!!!!

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In upcoming, possibly happy news – after more than two months, Ten and I might get Godzilla, our mighty electric MINI, back this week. It looks like the parts have finally arrived from Germany (delayed due to Trumps idiot, weasel shit tariff games). We’ll probably have to sell off Ten’s first born (since I carelessly neglected to reproduce) to get the damn car out of the shop but //shrugs// them’s the breaks when you live in a kakistocratic dictatorship, eh?

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IF reincarnation is a thing, I’m totally coming back as a rich person. Why? I think having Nf2, amongst other things, is penance enough for my past sinful lives. I don’t think I could have been anywhere near as bad as either of the rotted garbage brained, syphilitic skinned, terminally warped, common trumps and musks. After all, there are people who, strange as this may sound, genuinely love me. The same definitely can’t be said for those two.
Getting back to my point though – in my next life (if there is one) I will have the buckos left over (after feeding, clothing, nurturing the poor and sick…of fucking course) to open a car museum. In it will be three of my favorites. The ‘68 Ford Mustang GT Fastback. A ’79 cherry red Citroën 2CV Sedan. A ’64 orange Karmann Ghia.
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I can’t make out who the creator of this image is but it reminds me of some of Bill Plympton’s work. DAMN I miss seeing his stuff.~~~
Have you seen the news reports about the former Australian cop, Nikki Saroukos, who was jailed, treated horrifically, and then deported when she went to visit her husband, an American Army officer (stationed in Hawaii)? She had done NOTHING wrong! We can thank President Hatemonger, Stephen Nazi Miller, Tom Inhuman Homan, Todd Bring-On-The-Cattle-Cars Lyons, and Cosplay Kristie for this. America – we’re just a shit hole where the government is doing all it can to kill off its citizens and those brave (or stupid) enough to visit.
~~~It appears that I’ve become a total Jessie Duquette stan. Yes, if you ever see me live and in person (doubtful – I rarely leave the house nowadays. Oh wait, if you frequent Mass General, well, hit me up, mes amis!) I’ll undoubtedly be wearing one of Duquette's shirts.
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While the weather here in Valhalla has been, prior to today, too shitty for me to risk taking my fragile self out for a good, weight bearing PT walk, I HAVE gotten a lot of recumbent elliptical time in. I’ve recently hit the 30 minute mark which is HUGE! In fact. I am now able to consistently do 30 minutes of heart happy-making cardio shit AND, later, two sets of six PT exercises. Fucking, YEA me!
I may never walk without my rollator again (we’ll see. I’m not throwing in the towel on this dream) BUT I am getting better.
Yes, OF COURSE I have James Brown in my head right no. I Feel Good!
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