Napping Turds and Yapping Chihuahuas

Will we be going to war for Israel against Iran? I seriously doubt it. Warum? Iran produces and exports drones and missiles to Russia. Russia needs those for its war on Ukraine, its attempt to conquer another country. 

“If Iran’s own production capacity is compromised, its ability to supply military equipment, including drones and potentially components for ballistic missiles, to Russia could diminish,” said Kristian Alexander, a senior fellow at the United Arab Emirate-based Rabdan Security and Defence Institute. “This could force Russia to seek alternative suppliers or rely more heavily on its own, potentially less sophisticated, domestic production, or accelerate its own in-house manufacturing efforts. Russia might have already stockpiled critical components, mitigating short-term shortages.” (source) 

Russia MIGHT be able to find a way around Iran not being able to supply them anymore BUT it's gonna hurt. Possibly A LOT. 

Putin is Stinky’s boss. There’s no fucking way the napping orange turd’s gonna damage his employer’s defense source. 

What’s Stinky’s two weeks weasel shit about? First and foremost, it’s reality teevee theater. He’s attempting to build excitement, nervous anticipation, and increased viewer numbers for the ultimate presser when he announces that we won’t be going to war with Iran. In his mind, this makes for good teevee and that's how he sees the world.

He’s also waiting for his boss to tell him exactly how he’s supposed to frame things. Stinky needs a script (with illustrations and pie charts). He needs someone to carefully walk him through the whole thing. This is important to old Vlad so Stinky knows he better not fuck it up.

Another bit – ShitzenPantz has been jonesing HARD for a Nobel ever since Obama was awarded the Peace Prize in 2009. He only wants it because the Black guy has one and Donny doesn’t want to be perceived, by ANYONE, as coming in second to Obama. Too late Anus Face!

And honey, you could be ten times the man you negligibly are and you still wouldn’t occupy the same universe, let alone come in second, to Obama.

I’ve no doubt the groß orange idiot thinks he can bamboozle the Nobel Committee into thinking he’s magicked up peace between Israel and Iran. HAH, as if. 

Dude, Republicans may buy the diarrheal poodle excrement you puke out that face hole (or they behave as though they do) but intelligent, savvy, honest, unslimey humans don’t fall for that con. Need a little trophy to make yourself feel like a success? I’ll betcha TrophyDepot or MyCheapAssGoldMedals.com could fix you up with one right quick.

Meanwhile, did you you see? That yappy, snarling, biting little Chihuahua of a VP was in LA to spew more lies for his lords and masters and play mean girl about Senator Alex Padilla (FYI – CouchFuck has ZERO mean girl game).

Just think, when Stinky either keels over from a a long overdue Adderall/Coke/Big Mac attack OR from failing Putin and *ahem* falling out a window, this nimrod, this personification of total social ineptitude, this utter pariah, this barking, idiot, asshole will be our president.

I hate this timeline.