I Was Wrong

Well, waddya know. In figuring that Clownshoes von Anus Face would NEVER fuck with his beloved boss’s war on Ukraine, I was, obvs and way sadly, WRONG.

The United States bombed three major Iranian nuclear facilities early on Sunday, with President Donald Trump claiming that they had been “totally obliterated”.

The targets included Iran’s main uranium enrichment site at Natanz, which Israel had also struck on June 13 at the start of its current bombing campaign on Iran; a nuclear complex in Isfahan that Israel had also hit previously, and Fordow, home to another facility where nuclear fuel can be purified. (source) 

So, are all the MAGAt armchair soldier boys gonna dash out to sign up up for their orange god’s distraction war or nah? I’m betting on a solid negatory. There’s no Nacho Cheese Doritos, Xbox, Big Macs, and Coors Light over there plus, who’s gonna do ma laundry? All those spunk soaked tube socks ain’t gonna wash themselves.

It’d be awesome if, in Stinky’s effort to help his new favorite death merchant, he *oopsie* bollixed up Daddy Vlad’s war on Ukraine. 

So, is Putin past tense now? Is he off old Donny’s dance card OR is Prez Oompa Loompa just cheating on Vlad as he’s done with all his wives? Will Vlad retaliate? How could he damage the US any more than he already has done (by facilitating Stinky the Reality Show Clown’s ascension to the presidency)?

One positive that may come out of this, if Trump and his Bozos are focusing more on Israel and Iran, maybe they’ll be paying less attention to making war on blue states like, fer instance, California, Massachusetts, Illinois, and Minnesota.

I’m sure you’ve noticed that the ICE bounty hunters (NOT real, seriously trained and educated law enforcement persons but, instead, idiot J6ers, Proud Boys, and other halfwit, cosplay, insecure and unemployable traitors to humanity) aren’t actually going after dangerous criminals as promised by Prez Dipshit von FreakShow. 

Nope, they’re going after people who have permission to live and work in the US. They go after folks going to their scheduled immigration check-in appointments. They’re starting to haunt hospitals, leading to patient deaths.

The Transactional Records Access Clearinghouse - a project from Syracuse University that compiles immigration figures - estimates that of the 51,302 people in ICE detention facilities as of 1 June, about 44% had no criminal record aside from entering the US without permission. (source) 

A first offense is a misdemeanor. Ya know what else is a misdemeanor? Stealing a pack of gum from the packy up the street.

From the American Civil Liberties Union’s Immigrant’s Rights Project:

Undocumented presence in the United States is only criminally punishable if it occurs after an individual was previously formally removed from the United States and then returned without permission. 8 U.S.C. § 1326 (any individual previously “deported or removed” who “enters, attempts to enter, or is at any time found in” the United States without authorization may be punished by imprisonment up to two years). Mere undocumented presence in the United States alone, however, in the absence of a previous removal order and unauthorized reentry, is not a crime under federal law. (source) 

Why are these delicate panywaists, who playact as rough ’n' tough bounty hunters, NOT going after genuine bad guys like their reality teevee big strong tough guy prez said?

• ‘coz that’s wealy dangerous and they might get an ouchie!

• Real criminals are a LOT harder to catch. Nosferatu Stevie Miller set a quota for them to meet. Cosplay Cops will NEVER hit that number if they go after fer real baddies.

According to internal government documents obtained by CNN, less than 10% of people deported by ICE since last October were accused of or guilty of serious, violent crimes. The same analysis found that over 75% of people booked into ICE custody in fiscal year 2025 had no criminal record. (source) 

I only mention it but Pope Leo’s crew is stepping up.

The first U.S. bishop appointed by Pope Leo XIV has called for priests, deacons and parish leaders to accompany migrants to court and stand in solidarity with them. 

Rev. Michael Pham, who was named bishop of San Diego, California, by Pope Leo in May, wrote a letter about the action on Wednesday, along with Rev. Felipe Pulido and Rev. Ramón Bejarano, both appointed by the previous pontiff, Pope Francis. (source) 

I’ve seen this posted more than a few times on Threads:

ICE agents are complaining that every time they go out wearing masks in unmarked cars with no uniforms or identification as law enforcement to abduct people, protesters keep dumping pounds of glitter on them so that everyone can tell they’re ICE for days afterward

I don’t know if that’s actually happening. It’s a brill idea though isn’t it?! NOT that I’m advocating that we engage in some good trouble like this but it sounds like colorful fun and wouldn’t hurt the big, ultra-fragile, always masked, too-scared-to-go-after-REAL-criminals ICE bounty hunters at all.

I’ve read that neon mica powder is A LOT cheaper in bulk than glitter, really hard to get out of clothes, and totally non-toxic. Plus there’s no microplastic waste. Neon mica powder or glitter bombing? Sounds like fun, huh?!

Also, no one should mix bright colored latex paint with sand in a balloon. I understand that, were those balloons to break open, it’d be real tough to get the mixture off windshields, face shields or really any sort of shield.

I hope no one does that either.