And the Aardvark You Road In On

Brainworm Bobby has had absolutely zilcho medical training or real world health education. Vibes and gut feelings from a roadkill eating, empathy devoid, tanning bed obsessed, 14 year heroin addict mean nothing to me. 

This moldy turnip makes moronic statements like:

“I’m looking at kids as I walk through the airports today, as I walk down the street, and I see these kids that are overburdened with mitochondrial challenges, with inflammation, you can tell from their faces, from their body movements and from their lack of social connection.” (source) 

*AHEM *

 What are mitochondria?

Mitochondria are membrane-bound cell organelles (mitochondrion, singular) that generate most of the chemical energy needed to power the cell's biochemical reactions. Chemical energy produced by the mitochondria is stored in a small molecule called adenosine triphosphate (ATP). (source) 

I WISH a reporter would have asked him at least one of these follow up questions:

• “could you define mitochondrial for our readers?” 

• “how long have you been able to detect cellular activity outside an electron microscope equipped lab setting” 

• “when and where did you get your medical degree and when/where did you then complete your necessary neurology residency in order to diagnose mitochondrial disorders?”

The current chaos at the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) wouldn't have been possible without Republican Senators who are also medical doctors. These four traitors to their Hippocratic Oath voted to confirm a proven wackaloon antivaxxer whose promotion of antivax lies led to the 2019 deaths of 83 children on Samoa.

The doctor/senators who put their party and their phony baloney jobs over the health of you and your family are: 

*  Bill Cassidy, from Louisiana, a gastroenterologist.
*  John Barrasso, from Wyoming, an orthopedic surgeon.
*  Roger Marshall, from Kansas, he completed a residency in obstetrics and gynecology but it’s unclear whether he ever actually hung out a shingle.
*  Rand Paul, from Kentucky, was an ophthalmologist (granted, he lost his American Board of Ophthalmology certification and has twice been sued for malpractice – cleared in one case, settled in another).

All medical doctors. All provided the crucial votes to confirm a dangerous clown and complete charlatan as HHS Secretary. 

We should make sure these scumbags never forget what they did and how many deaths they've co-signed.

That chaos? Brainworm Boy was pressuring CDC Director Susan Monarez to support his the mass firing of high-level staff AND his torching of the COVID vaccine policy. She said, not in these exact words, fuck you and the aardvark you road in on. The man who dumps dead bears in Central Park then announced that Monarez was "no longer director.” Lots of those afore mentioned high-level staffers followed that shit up by revolting and quitting the joint.

How soon will the CDC be nothing but antivax conspiracy theorists shilling bleach inhalers, saltwater gargling, ivermectin cure-alls, camel urine tonics, UV lights to shine up your butt, colloidal silver, creams, and magic crystals. All will be available at Trump’s West Wing Grift Shop. If you act now, Brainworm Boy will throw in a free Make America Healthy Again ball cap. Supplies limited. Be the first one on your block to be buried in one of these stylish commemorative caps.  

RIP public heaIth.

Too bad Ethel didn’t swallow.

Okay, one fun thing before I sign off – I just saw the greatest video. It’s of a horse who, apparently, got all psyched when the 1997 Critérium International, a three-stage bike race in France, went by. He jumped the fence of his meadow (field? Home base?) and joined in the race! How fun is that!?