Schrödinger’s President

Trump is now Schrödinger’s President. Until we see him in his badly fitting, baggy dark navy suit and red tie, until he addresses the country with his word salad inanities, he is simultaneously both alive and dead.

 

Did the grease filled fuck have a wee stroke? Is he currently teetering on the precipice of doom (won’t someone PLEASE just give him a good, final push)? Are his handlers, his herders desperately trying to hide his damaged state from us? 

Stinky has been physically rotting and mentally disintegrating before our eyes and ears for years now but, when you're a fascist prez, there's a considerable distance between mostly dead and all out dead. If we’re really, finally at the end, why try to cover up what everyone's reasonably expecting? No one seriously believes this barely mobile, glitching splodge of painted, gelatinous hate is gonna make it through another year. How long will they Weekend At Donnie's him? C'mon!

Maybe we should start referring to him as the corpse in chief? Corpse Of The United States – COTUS. I mean, even he knows his time’s short. 

He keeps talking about Heaven. In a fundraising email, COTUS said  “I want to try and get to Heaven.” Good fucking luck with that you delusional dolt. 

How was he planning on pulling off that feat?

By getting his red-hatted, radish brained worshippers to send him money, of course.

In a Fox interview on August 19, talking about the Russian war on Ukraine, Stinky said:

“You know, if I can save 7,000 people a week from being killed, I think that’s a pretty — I wanna try and get to heaven if possible. I’m hearing I’m not doing well. I hear I’m really at the bottom of the totem pole. But if I can get to heaven, this will be one of the reasons.”

On August 21, talking to right-wing radio host Todd Starnes, he spoke of his worries about his post-life digs:

“People of faith, there’s a feeling, they wanna be good, y’know? They get punished if they’re not good, right?…There has to be some kind of a report card up there someplace, y’know, like: ‘Let’s go to heaven, let’s get into heaven.’ It’s sort of a beautiful thing.”

He went on to ask:

“If you’re not a believer, and you believe you go nowhere, what’s the reason to be good, really?”

Let’s see now, assuming COTUS actually believes there’s a god and an actual Heaven and Hell really exist, what was his justification for his countless crimes – past, present and planned?

I’m not necessarily a believer. What’s been my reason to NOT be a a complete shit of a human being? I have ethics, empathy, logic, and a bunch of other qualities of which thinking, reflective humans are capable. Obvs, Prez Dimbulb Questionably-Sentient lacks those.

I’m curious…will Mexico will pay for his funeral? Kinda doubt it. I mean, they didn’t pay for his wall, why would they pay for his casket?

Will he be buried on one of his cheesy golf courses like his first wife? Will any of his kids visit his grave or remember to have it weeded or mowed?

In my not so humble opinion, the biggest tell that Stinky’s just about done will be Vladimir Futon canceling his next vacation. That right there will be a sure sign that the Grim Reaper is ringing the doorbell.