Bad Day

Who had the worst day? The Mountbatten-Windsor, formerly known as Prince Andrew? Or Usha Vance?

Andy’s been stripped of his royal titles and kicked out of his digs, the Royal Lodge. So, he’s not a prince anymore and he’s no longer the Duke of York but he's not homeless. 

Despite the fall, he’s still eighth in line to the throne. The order of succession is:
1. The Prince of Wales (William)
2. Prince George of Wales
3. Princess Charlotte of Wales
4. Prince Louis of Wales
5. The Duke of Sussex (Prince Harry)
6. Prince Archie of Sussex
7. Princess Lilibet of Sussex
8. Andrew

Not that I give a fuck but where will Andy the pedo live now? According to The Sun and People, Epstein’s buddy wanted two homes in return for leaving the Royal Lodge: Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's former home of Frogmore Cottage for himself and Adelaide Cottage for his ex-wife/housemate Sarah Ferguson. Chucky said no but agreed to having the creep and occasional spy (or, at minimum, spy’s patsy) live in a private house on Sandringham Estate. I think a double-wide would be exceedingly generous but, ya know, not my call. Sarah is apparently on her own. I hope she’s got friends and a healthy savings account.

Ms Giuffre described Andrew in the book, Nobody’s Girl: A Memoir Of Surviving Abuse And Fighting For Justice, as “friendly enough, but entitled – as if he believed having sex with me was his birthright.” (source) 

Then there’s Usha Vance’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

Erika Kirk and JD Many Names are apparently now an item. They were seen at some event, ON STAGE, in an ultra tight clinch. Her hands were running through his hair (how does that work with all the hair product he uses? Wouldn’t it have the consistency of concrete?). They couldn’t have been closer if they'd been laminated together.

He’s got THE biggest smile on his homely pumpkin face.

Given all the loud white trash supremacy dog whistling Many Names does and how he’s just commented that he wants Usha to convert to Christianity…well. He’s an ambitious asshole and, when you’re Republican, a brown, Hindu wife just doesn’t fit in with the whole White House aesthetic. Right?

Erika’s racist douchebag hubby, Saint Chiclets, was murdered a month and a half ago – 51 whole days. We can’t expect poor Erika to mourn her, possibly, beloved husband forever, can we?! Girls gotta live – there are cameras to be courted, obscenely expensive, gaudy as fuck jewelry to be flaunted, and marks to be fleeced. Can’t forget those marks – they’re not gonna swindle themselves, ya know.  

An aside – is it just me or is Erika giving off mondo Tammy Fae vibes? I don’t think it’s just me.

I only mention it but Vance having some flash, trash, bleach blond at his side isn’t gonna make him even a tiny bit more charismatic. The minute he opens his mouth he’s still going to come off as the socially incompetent, bullying, sold-out-to-the-highest-bidder whore that we all know and loathe.

What happens to Usha though? Her marriage to Vance and willing involvement in the Trump dumpster fire of rabid weasel shit has, I’m betting, ruined her life. If I was her, I’d change my name, move my parents and kids to India or Canada and just lay low for a few years. She has a law degree – she could counsel/represent less financially secure, battered wives looking to break free.

She could begin to atone for her mistake of marrying, supporting and promoting the soulless couchfucker by performing traditional rituals of prāyaścitta. Penance helps to mitigate negative karma. This is where helping others in need comes in. Also, getting her children away from such a vile role model would be smart.

I think Usha maybe won for Worst Day. Andy just got a fragment of what’s due him.