Froggies!

Alicia Lozano

Why isn’t  Donnie Demento visiting these supposedly war torn cities that he’s always blathering on about? Why is he in the Middle East instead? What’s that you say? He wanted to be in Israel for the release of the hostages taken by Hamas two years ago? It was a photo op. The Fanta Menace had to be there because it would make a great teevee moment for him. He’ll get lots of camera time.

Presidential priorities!

I guess actual war zones make better publicity shots than what’s happening in Portland.

I’m wondering – are the Portland protest frogs psychedelic? If you lick them, do you trip? I only mention it but LSD and Psilocybin have shown potential in easing the effects of Alzheimers. This could be beneficial for old Donnie.

And, naturally, this song’s in my head now.  Low Rider... 

Take a little trip, take a little trip
Take a little trip and see
Take a little trip, take a little trip
Take a little trip with me 

Has the Lying Lagoon of Loose Stools Administration tried to claim the Portland frogs, which seem to be reproducing and mutating, are actually dangerous immigrant Poison Dart frogs from Central and South America? Not yet? Give 'em a minute.

Remember that time god ordered frogs to come up out of the Nile when Pharaoh was being such a heinous dick?

This is what the great Lord says: Let my people go, so that they may worship me. If you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs. The Nile will teem with frogs. They will come up into your palace and your bedroom and onto your bed, into the houses of your officials and on your people, and into your ovens and kneading troughs. The frogs will go up on you and your people and all your officials.
~  Exodus 8:1–4

What if, just WHAT IF there really IS a god and he/she/whatev's trying to save us from the vile, fallacious, greedheaded, insane barbarity of all things Trump and Trump adjacent?

Chris Pietsch

Portland called for an Emergency Naked Bike Ride. Despite the low temps folks were out there bravely, nakedly protesting with their biking helmets on.

SAFETY FIRST!

I only mention it but these are great ways to protest the utter inanity of Trump and his toadies. Fight their flaming lies and idiocy with sparkling, strong, balls out, ridicule and absurdity.

Things that have fallen off the headlines (or never made them) really fast:

• The South Carolina judge whose home was burned to the ground. 
• Governor Josh Shapiro’s home was firebombed on Passover.
• The staged assassination attempts on Trump. Look at the pics of the man's ear – there are plenty of recent shots. Cartilage doesn't regrow.  
• All the damned lynchings – Trey Reed, Cory Zukatis, Jayvon Givan, Javion Magee, Trevonte Shubert-Helton, Dennoriss Richardson to name a few. HELL no, I don't believe these men committed suicide by hanging themselves from trees!
• The assassination of Democratic Minnesota state rep Melissa Horton, her husband, dog and the attempted murder of her children. The same day, state senator John Hoffman and his wife Yvette were also shot and seriously injured in their home.

Vance Boelter, responsible for all this, has been arrested and indicted. He’d intended to murder a lot more people than that too. That night alone, he stopped by two other state legislators’ homes. And what’s the deal with his soon-to-be ex-wife? She was nailed, apparently making a run for the Canadian border with two handguns, roughly $10,000 in cash, and her and her kid’s passports. Why wasn’t she arrested as, at least, an accessory?

Our complacent, mostly doormat media isn’t gonna spend much, if any, time on anything that shines an unflattering light on Dear Leader and his vile administration. They don’t have the chutzpah of a naked bike rider in Oregon’s cold October rain or a person in a ridiculous inflatable frog costume.