I Only Mention It...

I only mention it BUT it's deeply unsettling to be the same age as old people. 

I write this from deep in my comfy chair, inside my warm fleece tie dye hoodie, underneath a cozy lap rug with a nice, hot mug of tea at my side. I’m wearing my super, extra strength reading glasses, my compression socks are on under my gently forgiving (if unflattering) sweatpants, and I have cute but distinctly unflashy Birkenstocks on my feet.

Lemme just say that one more time, it’s deeply unsettling to be the same age as old people. Okay, that’s outta my system … for now. Pass me another dark chocolate truffle, would you dear?
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I understand the barely sentient full colostomy bag who’s occupying (and stinking up) the White House, is having a bit of a temper tantrum because a *GASP* woman dared to call him out on one of his lies.

Pedo brayed that Italy’s Premier Giorgia Meloni had "begged" him for a photo op during the G7 summit.  Meloni wasn’t having it and put out a video statement saying, amongst other things, that this shit was “completely fabricated,” ending with “Italy and I do not beg."

THEN Italian Foreign Minister Antonio Tajani cancelled a planned trip to the US saying that Trump’s bullshit (okay, he didn’t use that precise word) was "serious and offensive" toward Meloni and all of Italy. 

CONSEQUENCES! It’s what’s for breakfast!

Pedo's petty, junior high level backbiting bullying is apparently about the fact that Meloni wouldn’t support Trump and Bibi’s invasion and war on Iran. WAAAAAH! You won’t help me kill innocent people so now I’m going to spread nasty stories about you and I can get away with it because I’m a boy and my daddy’s rich! 

Yeah, piss off old man. The whole world has your number now.

The Asshole Who Could NOT Shut The Fuck Up has blown the last US ally in Europe. I mean, how much of a clueless fucking twat are you to pull this misogynistic, condescending, frat boy, stale dog shit on an ally and a fellow fascist at that?! And how completely imbecilic and flat out brain dead is the entire GOP to just sit there with their thumbs up their asses to just let him do this?

Could be that he’s got serious dirt on most of them — blackmailable stuff. How many of them frequented Epstein Island, the ranch in New Mexico, Jeff's townhouse in New York? 

How about Gym Jordan, the Ohio rep from that spectacularly gerrymandered district, who, back when he was a wrestling coach, had NO prob looking the other way when the team’s doc was molesting the boys. NOW good old Gym’s being investigated because his political action committee took a quarter of a million in “dark money” payments from Geo Group. Who’s GEO Group? They run dozens of ICE’s concentration camps. You remember hearing about them? They're the folks who regularly sexually and otherwise physically assault detainees, starve them and feed them maggot infested food, deny them medications and necessary healthcare. Real nice folks, eh?

So Jordan's taking big money off them. Sound pretty slimy and illegal? That’s because it is.
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And yesterday Israel did what it usually does — ignored the ceasefire. They hit the Nabatieh district in Lebanon’s south with drone strikes, killing 16 people and wounding 12. 

The Strait of Hormuz is closed and JDouche is in Switzerland for talks. That ought to go well. Wonder if he'll scold people for not wearing suits or saying thank you. Maybe, as he did at the Munich Security Conference, he’ll boldly, confidently, cluelessly spout that “There is a new sheriff in town.”

 Ohhhh, this is gonna go real well. I think I'll just shut my eyes until it's over. 

Vance said he would only be able to stay in the country for a day or two, but expressed hope that progress could be made on both the Lebanon ceasefire and the issue of Iran’s nuclear programme. (source) 

What’s the big rush to get home? Does he need to get back for emergency upholstery cleanings? A sexy divan is waiting for him? Is he on Pedo Death Watch? I mean, aren't we all? At this point it's clear that JDouche would only be marginally less embarrassing (maybe) but every bit as dangerous as the current Oval Office occupant.