Board of You’ve GOT To Be F*cking Kidding Me

What can I say that Jeff Tiedrich hasn’t already BRILLIANTLY already hit on?

here’s why Donny had peace on what remains of his mind: yesterday was the big signing ceremony for his five-and-dime United Nations knock-off, the Board of Peace™ — Donny’s little foreign-policy grift where he gets to be Board president forever, gets to have veto power over everything, and gets to pocket each country’s billion-dollar initiation fee. (source)

Go read his whole post. Few people can present the facts as trenchantly and wittily as Tiedrich.

I don’t have too bloody much to add but, of course, there are a couple things.

Argentina is on the list of, as Mr. Tiedrich put it, autocracies, D-list fiefdoms, failed states, repressive kingdoms — and literal murderers, who signed up for Prez Pedo’s latest gold painted grift. HOW the fuck does Argentina have the billion dollar sign up fee when we just bailed them out to the tune of $40 bill? 

I mean…math…how’s that shit work again?

Also, re: those billion dollar entry fees – where do they go? Are they direct deposited in the Griftasaurus’s private bank accounts in Qatar? Bet on it.

Funnily (and embarrassingly) enough, included in the list of countries who have, so far, declined the invitations is Slovenia. You know, that's the home country of Prez Pedo’s third wife, the former soft porn model and Epstein escort. Yeah, Jeff Bezos shelled out $75 mill to make a movie about her ($40 to make and $35 to promote). That's a lot of influence buying with the Child Rape and Democracy Destruction Administration, don'cha think?  

The Peace Board is supposedly a key part of a mechanism to oversee the reconstruction of Gaza. Sure Jan.

Just for starters, and I could be way overthinking this, shouldn’t Pedo's Board of Peace for Gaza include…emmmm…maybe some Palestinians?

…while the BoP was first introduced last year with a specific two-year United Nations Security Council mandate to manage post-war Gaza, its official charter makes no direct reference to Gaza at all.  

 Instead, the document outlines a sweeping mandate that appears to challenge existing diplomatic frameworks, advocating a move away from established international institutions on the premise that they have failed to maintain global peace. (source) 

This gold painted Potemkin village con is Pedo’s way of lining his pockets while following his boss, Putin’s, orders – destroying the UN.

The BoP (AKA The Gaza Resort Commission) has, so far, two war criminals wanted by the International Criminal Court (ICC). That’d be Netanyahu, for the genocide in Gaza and Putin, for his ongoing invasion and war on Ukraine. Pedo’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, is on the board too. He’s the ever-so-nice young man who’s called for the ethnic cleansing of Gaza in order to “finish the job.” He says the “waterfront property could be very valuable.”  Real humanitarian there, eh.

11 of the 25 countries on the so-called BoP are currently banned from immigrant visas to the United States. I’m sure Presidents Epstein and Miller will have NO problem making exceptions for them though.

Obvs this “Board of Peace” has scam and mob deal written all over it.