Great Friday

Good Friday? That’s either redundant, if you’re a 9-5 working stiff, OR a horrible joke if you’re one Jesus Fucking Christ. I mean, it wasn’t a very good day for him now, was it?

Yesterday wasn’t a terribly good day for Pedophile Protector Pam but then, it was Thursday, not Friday.

Mike Luckovich

She’s now Trump’s ex personal attorney general. I guess, besides being a chick (in Prez Psycho ClownShit’s world, all women are inherently disposable), she just hadn’t sufficiently papered over Donnie’s child raping past. If she was a dude, Prez Pedo would have praised her efforts no matter how Homer Simpson-ish or Three Stoogian they were. See that absolute embarrassment to humanity, Krazy Kash Patel or kill-happy, christian nationalist, theoretically dry-drunk Kegseth OR the heroin promoting, anti-vaxxer RFK jr.  Oh yeah, there’s also commerce secretary Howard Lutnick, who was caught in a lie about his ties to Trump's bestie Epstein and Lutnick's visits to Child Rape Island. Nope, those dudes still hold their high profile, big money gigs. All they had to do, besides suck up to the most disgusting creature on the planet, is be born with a dick AND money.

Bondi was awful, but no worse than Patel. Noem was terrible, but no worse than Hegseth. Funny that it’s only the women who get fired.
~ Bill Kristol 

To ensure Pedo Pammy doesn’t flip on Pedo Prez and spill all the tea (and she assuredly knows a metric fuckton that’d totally bury him under the lowest level of the Inferno) Trump’s set her up with some phony baloney consolation prize gig. Just like Unemployed Barbie and her Agents of Shield spokesmodel “job.” 

In a statement, Bondi said she would be transitioning the office to Blanche over the next month, adding she was moving to “an important private sector role I am thrilled about, and where I will continue fighting for President Trump and this Administration”. 

“I remain eternally grateful for the trust that President Trump placed in me to Make America Safe Again,” she said. (source) 

Sucking orange ass to the end – how incredibly ridiculous, pointless, and flat-out grotesque.

Naturally, the bleach queen is being replaced by a corrupt, rich white guy. Todd Blanche was Trump’s personal defense attorney for the 2016 hush money trial as well as the election subversion and classified docs prosecutions. 

Michael Ramirez

I imagine Tulsi Gabbard is next on Trump’s hit list. Why?

Gabbard is said to have attracted the president's displeasure after failing to condemn former counterterrorism chief Joe Kent following his dramatic exit last month, in which he quit his post and criticised the administration's decision to take the U.S. to war with Iran. (source) 

And

Gabbard’s testimony that frustrated Trump ... was in line with her longstanding criticism of the US becoming entangled in foreign wars, as well as her previous statements to Congress in 2019 that she believed the president could not legally order pre-emptive attacks. (source) 

Mostly, it’s because she’s toting the wrong equipment. Prez Pathetically-Needy-and-Humiliatingly-Insecure can’t stand to have even moderately intelligent and mildly independent women in his orbit. This is why Linda McMahon, Sec of Ed, pro wrestling promoter, and otherwise failed businesswoman has solid job security in this administration.